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patriot

a white male American who's 22 and didn't go to college and now realizes he's stuck with Betty from his hometown. And Betty's cool, but she weighs 300 lbs. so the sex is just terrible. I mean it's like you're on a whaling expedition diving deep into the vast unknown of her ass and thighs every time she's "in the mood". and it sucks so bad you're angry enough to overthrow the United States government.

Johnny thought he was a patriot. Turns out he was just mad about his fat wife.

by summer_ass_cheese August 12, 2022

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skank

a woman who posts pictures of herself on the internet.

this check goes on and on about how her pussy is so sweet and how she's a baddass bitch. does she realize she's just a skank? does she like being a skank? I'm so confused.

by summer_ass_cheese August 29, 2022

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Stank Booosh

my ex girlfriend's va-j-j. so stanky.

I dipped my head down there but came up for air and bellowed "Stank Booosh!" Then all the wolves in the neighborhood started howling to notify the others".

by summer_ass_cheese August 12, 2022

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