Joke made by Raysel and Guy a few years back.

Now used in the comic pixelz
Guy: God, trunks is such a fag.
Raysel: You can just imagine him popping out of nowhere when a threat comes.
Raysel: <trunks> "ASS?"
by Anonymous July 31, 2003
A vain, self-important, silly, or aggressively stupid person...
He's such an ass, my gosh, you'd think he'd know that wasn't a toilet....
by Sasha July 23, 2003
• a hoofed mammal of the horse family

• a donkey

• an idiot or stupid/foolish person

• a person's buttocks or butt

• oneself
"You are such an ass!" John said.

"Get your ass in here now!" Susan yelled.

I think it is so weird that a donkey is also called an ass.

"Why do you have to be such an ass?" Sandy mumbled.

"Do you mean the mammal or the idiot?" Jenna smirked.
by LilyM99 June 19, 2014
The very meaning of life, it can break the mightiest of emperors and be the shining lifght in life. Oh, it's also a donkey.
1 (And God Said, "Let there be ass!")

2 Can my kid ride that ass?
by Max Wood June 13, 2013
After Sex Snack
I am so hungry after making love. I could go for an A.S.S. right about now!
by ceremyjohen January 21, 2012
While gaming, other players may either purposefully or accidentally piss you off. The appropriate thing to do is type "ass" for every time you kill such a player.

NOTE: Use of this word is restricted to pwners!
n00b: "lolcopter! i took ur ammoz"

Pwner: *snipes the n00b* "ass" *picks up the ammo and teabags the n00b*
by Commander Twiggy October 13, 2011
awkward side smile.

the a.s.s. is formed when one side of your mouth smiles while the other half remains unmoved. often used when trying to scare people away, because of its extremely awkward appearence. no matter how attractive you are, if used correctly the a.s.s. will transform you into an unworldly awkward specimen.
dude1: "hey man, can i see your a.s.s.?
dude2: "whaatt?"
dude1: "i only meant your awkward side smile. if we're going to this party, you'll need it to avoid talking to ugly ass chicks."
by whore puppy August 10, 2011

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