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A stand, typically made of Plutonium-238, with a lead plating on the outside, that has goldfish (the snack, not real fish) on it. It is used to poison little kids.
Imma poison the kid with a standoffish.
by DaCuteRaccoon November 29, 2021
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A sex game, personally my favorite:

1. Get as many men as you can
2. Have all the men sit in a circle
3. All the woman shit on the men's dicks until they start to cum
4. After a while, the men fling their cocks and the person who flings the shit highest gets to fuck any women of his choice

There's also a version of this with women, so they don't miss out on fucking someone of their choice!
I just won the shitfuck hosted at Penis High, I got to choose my sexy gf and fuck her in the ass and i cummed so much ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
by DaCuteRaccoon January 19, 2022
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The only word in the English language with three double letters in consecutive order.

Job profession that deals with the keeping track of money.

Fuck that game. Bookkeeper isn't a word.
The subbookkeeper will substitute for the bookkeeper because the bookkeeper is sick.
by DaCuteRaccoon September 21, 2021
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Mustard backwards in Estonian (not to be confused with sinnep for Icelandic)
Joe: I love the taste of sinep! (Estonian: Ma armastan peenise maitset; Icelandic: Ég elska bragðið af typpinu)
by DaCuteRaccoon January 19, 2022
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The thing you search for to get to the dark side of YouTube
Person 1: What the fuck are you watching bro?
Person 2: Nothing much, just the dark Russian and Arabic side of YouTube...
by DaCuteRaccoon January 19, 2022
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by DaCuteRaccoon March 12, 2022
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