Note: Does not apply simply to gay dudes. Any guy you don't like can be an ass pirate.
Hey I hear that ass pirate Shawn sacked the Brown Pearl last night!
Dude: Hey what are you watching?
Ass Pirate: Fashion television.
Dude: You're an Ass Pirate!
Ass Pirate: (Brushes long, flowing hair out of fake 'n baked face)
Dude: Do up some more buttons on your shirt J-Lo!
...Also ass pirates enjoy homosexual intercourse.
"look mateys ive found buried treasure"
Ass pirate: "Lets get that poop deck dirrty"