Home Grown Asprin 

weed, green, marijuana, grass, reafer, pot, dope, ganja, brocolli, mary jane, MJ, purple haze, kush, chronic, super sonic, strawberry cough, candy...

"o dude you buy yours?!!!"

"Ya"
"well I have my own home grown asprin"

Home Grown Asprin by LancesGirl03 May 11, 2010

asprin 

Asprin is chemically called Acetyl Salicylic acid. Its standard name is 2-Acetoxy Benzoic Acid. It is used as an analgesic(pain killer). It can be taken anytime except when the stomach is empty, otherwise it causes peptic ulcer.

Asprin Formula: C8H9O3

Asprin structure:

OH
|
C6H5
|
COO
|
CH3

asprin by Jai Shri Ram June 5, 2005

Road Asprin 

Dexedrine or Benzedrine used by over the road truck drivers
to fight fatigue. Mainly white pills scored into quarters known as "crossroads"

" Highway " had the Chicago to Dallas run and loaded up on road asprins at the truck stop.

Road Asprin by Don F April 30, 2006

asprin 

used when hungover or when bush is making a speech abt iraq

bush wanted to send more troops to iraq today, thus increasing the usual human dosage of asprin.

asprin by pompous August 5, 2007

asprin 

Also used to thin blood, factor V etc... (a rather large word anti something or another) It keeps you alive!!! Mind you that you should not take it unless your doctor tells you too!

My legs are starting to bruise!
-have you taken your asprin?
No, I better go take it now!

asprin by Jarmaine April 8, 2007

ASPRIN 

1. (Noun, Singular, Acronym) - American Society for the Prevention of Retarded Iranian Niggers , more formally referred to in the collective as the United States Military, specifically indicating certain sections of the United States Navy and Marine Corps.

ASPRIN meets on every third Sunday and every fifth Monday of the month.

ASPRIN by Buttfuckme April 10, 2019

asprinol 

One of the many generic pain relievers that do the same thing.

I have a headache man. I'm going to pop some asprinol.

asprinol by Steve Boblin August 17, 2009