asparagasp 

An involuntary, defensive reaction resulting from unexpected exposure to highly offensive asparagus piss-odor.

Oh snap! I forgot about eating all of that damned asparagus at dinner. Got up to piss and was slammed in the face by the stank...asparagasp got me, bro!!

asparagasp by YAWA June 2, 2018

Asperagus Syndrome 

A condition wherein everything you do smells like asperagus pee and you don't uynderstand why it's funny.

Hahaha Dude You stink like slimy green vegatable pee! Get it????....... C'mon whats up with you dude? You got Asperagus Syndrome or somthin'?

Asperagus Syndrome by Websters Merriam August 17, 2011

Aspeeragus 

Aspeeragus is foul smelling urine that occurs immediately after consuming Asparagus (regardless of type of preparation). Note: Aspeeragus cannot be smelled by everyone as some people do not possess the necessary receptors for Aspeeragus recognition.

Kimmy asked her mother to smell her used toilet paper for traces of Aspeeragus.

Aspeeragus by m@tty B October 21, 2011

asparagash 

The ability to 'do Gods work' and ply females full of alcohol in order to assist his fellow man in attracting suitable partners, no matter what the occasion. The asparagash technique is usually attempted via excessive alcohol shots including specially designed mixtures, eg: The Gash Tequila (which is really just a shot of Bacardi 151). If the female in question isn't succumbing to the asparagash charms then a more direct route shall be taken including introducing 'rules' like no holding your drink in your right hand and 'a spills a finish'.

The asparagash technique doesn't take a long time to master however it is commonly accepted among asparagash professionals that you are either born with the gash gene or not. If you are unfortunate enough not to be born with the gene unfortunately you will find it difficult to lower your social conscience in order to 'do Gods work." Your best bet is to befriend an asparagash master and watch in envy of his ability.

God she's hot! I'll have to call up the Gashman so he can apply the asparagash technique to give me a shot!

asparagash by Wizard Hunter November 4, 2014

Asperragus 

When the Dark Lord Snape has to officially explain as to exactly why his blatant cannibalism has quintessentially speaking here lead him to so violently eating autistic children, practically a ravaging through his cupboards all just like his puppets

TheDarkLordSnape: ASPERRAGUS!!!

TheDarkKnightBruce: *THE CLEAN SLATE*

THEDARKLORDSNAPE "ASPERRAGUS!!!!!!!"*

TheDarkKnightBruceWayne: JUST *CLEAN,* SLADE

TheDarkLordSnape "ASPERGILLVS"!!!

The Aspergeraragus has so officially now for quite the fucking spoken..."AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH" (~ Eddie Murphy the Donkey); The Great Mister Professor Doctor Sir Aloysius Snuffleupagus

Asperragus by AutismBlaggleTeam May 8, 2020

Aspergas

A loud stinky explosive fart

He aspergased and everyone had to leave the room

Aspergas by Finnstinks April 26, 2026