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A condition wherein everything you do smells like asperagus pee and you don't uynderstand why it's funny.
Hahaha Dude You stink like slimy green vegatable pee! Get it????....... C'mon whats up with you dude? You got Asperagus Syndrome or somthin'?
by Websters Merriam August 13, 2011
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