Age, sex, and location. Usually in the form of a question.

Asking for a chatter's ASL lets you know a little about the person you are talking to. However, it is looked down upon by many, who feel that the term is associated with losers who spend all of their time on the internet.
We don't ask for ASLs here- it's an internet cliché.
by Diggity Monkeez July 31, 2005
Easily the most annoying newbian acronym. Used by one lazy mother fucker that can't type out "Hey, what's your age, sex and location?"
Generic_moron123: HEY!!!!!!!!!1111 ASL??!??!?!?!1111

Johnny: ATTENTION FUCKTARD: Step away from the computer!
by Johnny Rocketfingers September 06, 2003
ASL Generally means:
A- Age
S- Sex (I mean gender)
L- Location

Few scients from Mars also told us that ASL can be the typo for AFL.

Of course ASL can become abusing sometimes, when you
(1)want to give those asl obsessed idiots a smack down
(2)Hate ASL question.
Tell them the 2005 version ASL,
Which stands for -
A-Anal
S-Sex
L-Lube
Only thing you can answer is Yes or No, and generally you should answer no.
Thumb down accepted.
A: What is your asl ?
B: No
A: (Falls into confusion)
by Your Neighbour October 09, 2005
AFTER
SEX
LEAVE
Bitches Better Leave After I Fuck. asl
by yazie March 24, 2009
An acronym that stands for age/sex/location. It is a question mostly used by perverts who fail to get a real girls' attention and has to go online to create a pseudo-romantic situation. However, if one that the pervert is talking to is a male or is at an age far too appealing for the pervert, one is likely to face neglect or aggression.
situation one
pervert: hi, asl?
'hotchick': 18/f/Can
pervert: what do you look like?
'hotchick': blonde with blue eyes
(pervert undergoes orgasm and fantasizes unrealistic situations with female subject.)
(series of orgasmic phrases spill out onto chatroom uncontrollably)
(female feels demeaned and leaves chat)
(pervert regrets action and feels sad)

situation two
pervert: hi, asl?
'hotchick': 75/f/Can
pervert: fuck you.
(pervert leaves chat with anger and feels sad)

situation three
pervert: hi, asl?
'hotchick': 18/M/Can
pervert: fuck you.
(pervert spams chatroom with series of insults involving one having a gay name and feels sad)
by bananian February 20, 2006
Stands for Age, Sex, Location. What it really means is that whoever is asking the question has an "Awful Sex Life".
Joe: asl?
Phil: screw off, rapist
by Kwing August 07, 2009
A/S/L
A=Age
S=Sex (Gender, you sickos)
L=Location.

*It is predominately used by people who are trying to "score" someone online.

*Used mainly on chatlines.

*Sometimes used in confusion of username.

*For people who are too lazy to ask fully, usually dont spell good, and/or are addicted to watching girls on WebCams.

Sorry for bashing all those who dont do that stuff and still use "ASL".
Iwnturkids: hi asl
Jules: ...>_>
Iwnturkids: ur sexxi
Jules: You dont even know me, so go away. And I think the word you were looking for was "sexy". Um, yeah.
Iwnturkids: i dont no wut ur talken bout u wiredo i hate u u suck blah blah blah
Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERF*CK3R. DO YOU SPEAK IT?
Me: Pwned. <333
by Alekx June 04, 2006

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