Asian's have a beautiful culture. And the most brilliant, respectful, and inspiring religion comes from the Asian country Tibet which, incase you were wondering, is Buddhism. I would have to say that Asian people know what's going on.
Our inability to stand someone results from our lack of cultivation.
Having a wider heart and mind is more important than having a larger house.
Happiness does not come from having much, but from being attached to little.
-Venerable Cheng Yen
Having a wider heart and mind is more important than having a larger house.
Happiness does not come from having much, but from being attached to little.
-Venerable Cheng Yen
by B-dog May 4, 2005
by FalseFire February 22, 2011
(asian) man i got 90% on my math quiz
(white well versed with asians) dude thats an asian c u need help to get an asian a
(white well versed with asians) dude thats an asian c u need help to get an asian a
by lilfish November 20, 2007
Is Filipino. Thinks he's so fly, and can do what ever he wants. Makes jokes ALL the time cause he thinks he's funny, all he does is play basketball, is obsessed with pokemon, loves to create awkward situations and says that sprinters are better than runners. Strengths: the best COD player ever, fast as lightening, great actor, never has the fear of being rejected and his outgoing personality creates the best adventures ever. Best Moments: meeting miss universe and hanging with the bro's. Weaknesses: Always wants to outdo the athlete, competing with his own bro, bad at karate/ kick boxing and is short... were waiting on that. Fails: doesn't do any chores, never wants to break a 20, can't rap, and thinks Brett Farve will never retire. Appearance: Short, has a bowl cut, and Asian of course!
Brad: Have you finished breeding Pikachu with Eevee?
Peter: No, shut up I'm busy dueling with Lickilicky.
Anonymous: the asian really thinks hes funny, well I'll show him!
Peter: No, shut up I'm busy dueling with Lickilicky.
Anonymous: the asian really thinks hes funny, well I'll show him!
by the athlete June 17, 2010
Asians are the all-powerful beings who can do anything. They are close to the top of the life chain (think like the food chain). The only beings that are more powerful than Asians are Vin Diesel and Chuck Norris. The only reason we do not actually see Asians doing these divine feats is because they do not want us to see them. Because of this all of the asian countries have actors in them that pretend to walk around and go to work like normal people, that way they wont seem too powerful. If their power is too great they might make it seem like something totally different. For example, all hurricanes are the result of a Asian child who spun too fast on the Merry-Go-Round.
Me: Shit, there's an asian in this contest, we can't win...
Other Guy: Damn, you're right.
Asian: *sneezes*
World: *explodes*
Asian: Oops...
God: Grrr, those Asians always make me look bad...
Other Guy: Damn, you're right.
Asian: *sneezes*
World: *explodes*
Asian: Oops...
God: Grrr, those Asians always make me look bad...
by GreatHammurabi July 7, 2006
A religion where you worship people of the Asian race. Because let's face it; they are the most amazing people to walk our Earth.
by sahhhweet x3 October 13, 2008
Oh k i am an asian and i don't appreciate the fact that people make fun of asians for having small eyes and we can't drive friggan cars because we can't see shit with them and that asian guys have small penises or saying dumb shit like 'ching chang chong?' which is like fucken gibberish to us. like i mean i laugh at the asian jokes like how do you blind fold an asian???........DENTAL FLOSS or you go up to an asian with pigtails and say ohh what is the matter did your mom tie your pigtails to tight (get it because of your eyes) but i think that you "haters" who criticize us asians are just jealous that you can't be as smart as us and have such AMAZING skills in badminton or ping pong or math just watch one day ASIANS will rule the world and then we'll see who is laughing now bitch! and asians are not fucken anoyying and not EVERYONE hates asians dumb asians suck and ??? stupid pussies that wont tell their name because thay are scared to tell an asian straight to their face they suck come on if you say they are so short and have small balls then i think you should be able to do that.
Asians are the greatest !!!
by Steph<3 July 30, 2006