An untalented acting monkey, who to some people is actually funny. He has made millions of dollars pulling dumbass, tasteless jokes on celebrities, while simultaneously have either A) having massive ADHD attacks or B) having large seizures. Both performed on a stool.
Child: Mommy, what's wrong with that monkey on the TV?
Mother: He's Ashton Kutcher. And I don't know, Billy. I don't know.
Mother: He's Ashton Kutcher. And I don't know, Billy. I don't know.
by FightClubber December 30, 2009
the most overrated actor right now. he tries so hard to be funny but it's embarrassing how but he is when he tries. it's highly doubtful he ever took acting school.
by RayH January 16, 2004
A long-haired hippie who bangs Demi Moore.
Hosts a shitty pop-culture television show called "Punk'd," but infact should host a show called, "Pussy-whip'd," which shows pussy-whipped males get 0wned by non-pussy-whipped males.
Hosts a shitty pop-culture television show called "Punk'd," but infact should host a show called, "Pussy-whip'd," which shows pussy-whipped males get 0wned by non-pussy-whipped males.
Lisa: OMGZOZRZ!!111 PUNK'''D SI ON!111
Intelligent people: Just stfu. We don't want to hear it, bitch.
Intelligent people: Just stfu. We don't want to hear it, bitch.
by Canned Duck December 23, 2003
An alternative name for a really chronic strain of marijuana named Kush
Kutcher sounds like Kush
Instances of term used in main stream media:
"Light that Ashton Kutcher"
-Blunt Blowin - Lil Wayne
"Ashin' Kusher" by Kid Cudi
Kutcher sounds like Kush
Instances of term used in main stream media:
"Light that Ashton Kutcher"
-Blunt Blowin - Lil Wayne
"Ashin' Kusher" by Kid Cudi
Hurry up and light up that Ashton Kutcher, im tryin to get baked son.
Roll up that Ashton Kutcher bro.
Roll up that Ashton Kutcher bro.
by Pnizzle126 January 23, 2012
John: Did you see that immature guy back there acting like a 10 year old?
Bill: Yeah, he's such an Ashton Kutcher
Bill: Yeah, he's such an Ashton Kutcher
by RockStar08 January 18, 2007
an effeminate hippie "stick man" who is bangin an old skank gettin some of them Bruce Willis leave-ins
by ew goo September 5, 2004
A low-talent "actor/model" and ladies man that likes MILFs. From... That 70's Show, Punk'd, and crappy movies.
by deez-nillas September 30, 2003