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6 definitions by FightClubber

 
1.
A planet of massive size and density. Considered the King of All Planets, the planet has made millions shouting across a table at other, slightly skinnier, planets that some people actually found entertaining.
Rosie O'Donnell's mass is so large that it no longer revolves around the Sun. Rather, the Sun revolves around it.
by FightClubber December 29, 2008
 
2.
An untalented acting monkey, who to some people is actually funny. He has made millions of dollars pulling dumbass, tasteless jokes on celebrities, while simultaneously have either A) having massive ADHD attacks or B) having large seizures. Both performed on a stool.
Child: Mommy, what's wrong with that monkey on the TV?

Mother: He's Ashton Kutcher. And I don't know, Billy. I don't know.
by FightClubber December 29, 2008
 
3.
someone who suffers from chudunkulitis and/or a fat person
Oprah Winfrey is a chudunkulite. (again!)
by FightClubber December 29, 2008
 
4.
a disease that causes one to become chudunkulous and/or obesity.
Rosie O'Donnell suffers from chudunkulitis.
by FightClubber December 29, 2008
 
5.
describes something massively large
Rosie O'Donnell is a chudunkulous person.
by FightClubber December 29, 2008
 
6.
your best friend, marijuana. (or charlie)
"Let's go bite charlay!"
by FightClubber December 29, 2008