(side not: the conversation below never actually happened, and the person named "trip" does not have a speech impediment, forcing him to talk like a complete idiot, hes is, above all, generally normal, and would not say this)
Ethan: wow. ASDF noob.
Ethan: What the hell is wrong with you? I told you to ASDF!
Teacher: Wow Timmy! Excellent speach, you get a 100!