Ass that's So Damn Fine. Asdf doesn't describe any ass, but a glorious, magnificent ass which when seen causes the speech centers of the brain to fail, and the only response uttered is "Asdf."
Guy 1: Check out the chick over there!
Guy 2: Asdf
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A stupid dumb fuck
Saying asdf makes you sounds like asdf.

He's asdf.

He sounds like asdf.
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The most common letters being typed by a person who is not looking at the keyboard while doing so. It is also usually used with jkl; and ashfjkfmn.
Boy 1: asdf
Boy 2: ashfjkfmn
Boy 3: What? I dont understand you...
Boy 1: 12235673323
Boy 3: Oh!
by Hotmailhikers July 30, 2009

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1. The first four letters someone learns on a keyboard.
2. Incedentaly, it is also a very blasphemous and revolting curse on the farthest moon of Jupiter.
1. I just learned ASDF!
2. HOLY ASDFING SHIT!
by TheXorcist February 12, 2003

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The home row for the left hand on the keyboard. From left to right: a, s, d, f.
Also an acronym to describe an annoying person/n00b in an online game or chat room.
A
Shitty
Dumbass
F*cker
1337 n00b: Hy gauys I just got a bronze sword from kil from killing a boglin, lol i mean goblin!
James: Shut the hell up you are asdf!
1337 n00b: wha?
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A greeting, or space filler.
"asdf." or "...asdf..."
by codechino May 21, 2003

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Four of the most vulgar words in the english language (ass, shit, damn, and of course, fuck) merged together to create the god of vulgarity. This word is used only when it is extremely neccesary.

(side not: the conversation below never actually happened, and the person named "trip" does not have a speech impediment, forcing him to talk like a complete idiot, hes is, above all, generally normal, and would not say this)
Trip: Hey! d1d j00 sEe the NeW fInAl FANTASyyy VIDe0?

Ethan: wow. ASDF noob.

Trip: NoOoOoO000oOo!!!1

Ethan: What the hell is wrong with you? I told you to ASDF!

Trip: *owned*
by Ethan April 08, 2005

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