asa

He is better than you, and he knows it! :)

BAH GAWD ASA IS BETTER! BAH GAWD!t3h pwn3d.

by Asoul April 12, 2005

asa

Tagalog(Philippines) word meaning "hope". Mostly used as an offensive expression - by people who think they are winners to those they think are losers. Used as a pun, a joke, an excuse and a common expression.

Gamer's lingo: You wish.

Foreigner: Where do I find this place? (points to the map that he is holding)
Pinoy: Asa!

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Gamer: Hahaha, you lose!
Pinoy: Noob! Asa!

by almoo7 May 29, 2006

ASA

Awkward Sexual Advances

Drunken girl w/ hand on your knee: Im having a party for 2 at my place. You are invited.

You: Um.... your drunk.

Drunk Girl: Your Sexy. Lets have sex. I like sexy time time with you.

You avoid eye contact and try to escape her ASA

by joeymaree January 19, 2009

ASA

Short for 'awesome' and inspired by cartman. ASA is pronounced 'ahh-saaa' ... kinda like a retard would say it. ASA is also shortened for use in text messages and IMs. ASA can also be spelled lower-case (i.e. asa)

synonyms: great, excellent, impressive, fascinating, incredible, marvelous, shocking, stunning, surprising, unbelievable, wonderful, breathtaking.

That donkey show was fucking ASA!

Want to go smoke some of that ASA chronic you just got in the mail?

by travsb14 July 28, 2010

ASA

Film speed rating. (American Standards Association)

All-purpose film is 400 ASA.

by audiozer0 April 14, 2004

asa

A gimpy litlle mother fucker who hits on all the girls and leaves none for me that rotten scumbag.

Asa stole the love of my life, Hallie. You son of a bitch. (Tiffer)

by Tiffer Hansen May 28, 2004

asa

Somkebody who has hooked up with 92% of his female peers; a manwhore. Especially attentive to those in middle school.

"He is such an Asa, sleeping with all of those eighth graders."

by Anonymous June 1, 2003