4 definitions by joeymaree
Drunken girl w/ hand on your knee: Im having a party for 2 at my place. You are invited.
You: Um.... your drunk.
Drunk Girl: Your Sexy. Lets have sex. I like sexy time time with you.
You avoid eye contact and try to escape her ASA
You: Um.... your drunk.
Drunk Girl: Your Sexy. Lets have sex. I like sexy time time with you.
You avoid eye contact and try to escape her ASA
by joeymaree January 19, 2009
When trying to pleasure a woman and having absolutely no success at it. You use all positions, tools, and tricks, and still she is nowhere even close to climax. She has what is known as the Mythical Clitoris. Give up, you are not going to find it.
Sam: Are you going to kick it with Staci tonight?
Mike: Hell no. I gave her my best for four hours last night and she didn't even flinch. Skank has a Mythical Clitoris.
Sam: I found it.
Mike: Hell no. I gave her my best for four hours last night and she didn't even flinch. Skank has a Mythical Clitoris.
Sam: I found it.
by joeymaree January 19, 2009
Part of a persons foot where there is a large gap between the first and second toes. Ususally can be utilized as an extra set of fingers to pick things up.
Nancy: Jen can you pick up my pencil please?
*Jen uses feeger to pick up pencil without bending over*
*Jen uses feeger to pick up pencil without bending over*
by joeymaree January 19, 2009
A female who is the lowest of low in the on the slam chain, the highest being "Slam Pig" and the middle being "Slam Donkey." She has a face that seems to have been ran over with the "what-the-fuck truck" more that a few times, yet her body is banging enough to take a good fucking or six. You easily pick them up in the dark corners of the club where they lerk in packs, take them back to your place/car/parking garage/restroom, slam her once or twice then leave. No need for names or numbers. You and your dick will be ashamed, as you should be.
Ronnie: What happened to you last night? I turned around and you were gone.
Joe: I found a chick in the back corner with a body that looked like it could take a a good slamming, and she took it like a chanp right up against the bathroom wall.
Ronnie: A Hottie?
Joe: Uh.... well..... A Trench.
Ronnie: Dude. Fuck Trench?
Joe: Yeah Im going to go shower... Again.
Ronnie: Dude.....
Joe: I found a chick in the back corner with a body that looked like it could take a a good slamming, and she took it like a chanp right up against the bathroom wall.
Ronnie: A Hottie?
Joe: Uh.... well..... A Trench.
Ronnie: Dude. Fuck Trench?
Joe: Yeah Im going to go shower... Again.
Ronnie: Dude.....
by joeymaree January 19, 2009