Mine as well 

The term used by morons who don't realize that what they are saying doesn't make sense.

FACEBOOK POST
Guy: "Well, I mine as well go workout before I get too tired"
Friend: "Might* as well"
Guy: "O, yea. I guess that makes more sense"

Mine as well by Learn English August 30, 2013

mmmmmmm might as well 

a phrase used by a girl who is never satisfied.

girl: mmmmmmm might as well never come home

boy: okay i was at work

girl:mmmm i might as well dig your grave since you are never here

mmmmmmm might as well by salbltrn November 7, 2012

Might as well, can't dance, to wet to plow, fish ain't biting. 

An old southern saying. A term of acknowledgement or boredom.

Will you go to the store and get some milk? Might as well, can't dance, to wet to plow, fish ain't biting.

Might as well, can't dance, to wet to plow, fish ain't biting. by Psycat2 September 25, 2014

might as well

There is no reason you should not do something.
Me es igual si lo hago. Por eso, pienso hacerlo.
No me costaría nada hacerlo. Por eso, pienso hacerlo.

Since I have to wait, I might as well sit down and relax.

It makes no difference whether you steal a lamb or a sheep, so you might as well steal a sheep.

might as well by Hal King December 14, 2008

as well then too 

A phrase used by people who's linguistic skills are not up to par to shorten a sentence and attempt to sound smarter than they actually are. The phrase can also be used by habitual users who try and fill sentences for lack of a better phrase.

The cat climbed the wall and the dog ran up the street as well then too.

as well then too by YKZ ATC April 25, 2011

Might as Well Shotgun 

A term used when you are in a situation where killing yourself in the head with a shotgun seems like a reasonable idea. Can be used in a country accent. Relatable to FML...

Addie- Oh my GAWD everyone hates me!
Abby- MIGHT AS WELL SHOTGUN!!!

Might as Well Shotgun by J Schillz May 19, 2011

You might as well be wearing broccoli for shoes. 

1. Expression for for doing something foolish or unnecessary.

2. Possessing an item that serves no purpose and/or is useless.

Person: "I just bought some new alien detecting binoculars"
Me: "You might as well be wearing broccoli for shoes."

You might as well be wearing broccoli for shoes. by Sheppison September 18, 2010