the name of a British comedy group (website: www.Youtube.com/ArseBanditTV).
The Arse Bandits have been known to do sketches and stunts, including stapling ones bolocks, throwing an unplanned rave in a chip shop and asking the cashier in a coffee shop for a blowjob.
Can be used to describe somebody's actions if they behave in a similar way.
"Yeah Danny put lube on Rhi's forehead. Danny's a right arsebandit."
A malehomosexual. One of many descriptive terms derived from the unnatural practice of sticking one's dick up another male's chocolate starfish. Also see knobjockey, turdburglsr, shitstabber, brownhatter, shirtlifter, pillowbiter, etc.
Michael Barrymore? Someone should top that fucking murdering arsebandit.