armpit sex

A sexual act where a male repeatedly slides his penis under a female's (or male's) armpit as an alternative to penis to vag intercourse*.

Armpit sex may also be referred to as armpit fucking, pit fucking, putting one's dick in a headlock, or the pocket of paradise (referring to the armpit).

*Disclaimer: Be careful when experimenting with armpit sex as it may result in rashes or serious chaffing.

1. "Yo, I got a mad rash from getting pit fucked last night."

2. Carrie was on the rag so she and Matt had to resort to armpit sex for a few days.

armpit sex by C. Beezy September 29, 2008

Word of the Day on October 24, 2022

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armpit sex

A sexual act where a male repeatedly slides his penis under a female's (or male's) armpit as an alternative to penis to vag intercourse*.

*Be extremely careful when experimenting with armpit sex as it may result in rashes or serious chaffing.

1. Carrie was on the rag so she and Matt had to resort to armpit sex for a few days.

2. "Yo, I got a mad rash from getting pit fucked last night."

armpit sex by C. Beezy October 8, 2008

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Armpit sex

the act of a guy rubbing his penis in someone's armpit

guy 1: so I had armpit sex last night

Guy 2: EWWW you sicko!

Armpit sex by IHaveHeart February 8, 2010

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arm pit sex

when you insert the penis into a persons armpit region.

"the sweat and hair from the arm pit sex was to overwhelming that i cummed in the hair, making it funny and more slippery!"

"hey dad, why not some father-son quality time,lets play baseball,sorry son no baseball today,lets try arm pit sex instead i heard you get the same work out and a LOAD of fun!"

arm pit sex by coon_slayer May 13, 2005

arm pit sex

when a woman makes love to your arm pit.

young hollywood ho started on my arm pit licking, and kissing in middle on my arm pit. When a girl really loves your arm pit sex kinda turns you on, makes U feel like laying on the beach.

warm sand over your toes nice warm kissy arm pit sex nice safe sex. PS put on mexican shorts

arm pit sex by itichie_nocanpo June 27, 2006

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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