Armoured skeptic

Some kraut shitlord on the internet whose wrist goes to his peepee

Armoured skeprick (or should I say, armoured skeptic) is actually a secret tranny planted by the nwo. And he tries to hide it like the simp ass pussy begger funny guy funny that he is.

by The pelican walsh August 14, 2018

Under Armour

Clothes that rednecks who think they're all star baseball players who get all the girls. Football players use to wear it underneath their jerseys and pads. Most baseball players who ride the bench wear it.

I wear Under Armour so I must be the best baseball player out there!

All the ladies love my Under Armour!
I wear Under Armour to distract everyone from noticing I don't get any play time!

Wannabe Baseball Douche JerkDick Cocksucker Loser Ladybeater benchwarmer

by GloseUpG October 13, 2015

chink in the armour

When your Asian friend pokes apart your brand new chinos.

Shane was left walking around covering his junk after his Iain gave him a chink in the armour

by Willo1987 July 20, 2017

Under Armour

Clothes that rednecks who think they're all star baseball players who get all the girls. Football players use to wear it underneath their jerseys and pads. Most baseball players who ride the bench wear it.

I wear Under Armour so I must be the best baseball player out there!

All the ladies love my Under Armour!
I wear Under Armour to distract everyone from noticing I don't get any play time!

Wannabe Baseball Douche JerkDick Cocksucker Loser Ladybeater benchwarmer

by GloseUpG October 13, 2015

Russian Reactive Armour

It's a passive self-protection system for the battle tanks, especially against kinetic energy penetrators and shaped charges. It is used wolrdwide, although the Russian system differs slightly.

The Russian reactive armour consists of Ukrainian washing machines and toilets while they're liberating their neighboring country from Nazis.

by O. W. Tongueincheek March 23, 2023

recon armour

The best armor in halo 3 that only those badasses from bungie has. can be won if you beat them 2 vs 2 or by just getting them to like you.

guy1ha i beat you!!!
bungie dude uhh if you think you are getting recon armour think again biotch!!!!!

by dc of lv December 7, 2008

Social Under Armour

Under Armour sports apparel that is inappropriately worn during public, non-sporting events (eg: bars, parties, classroom, restaurants, etc) in an attempt to pass it off as fashionable.

Chris: "Look at that douche bag wearing Social Under Armour."

Pete: "No wonder he is alone."

by Lafferty Daniel August 7, 2008