I can't wait for Thursday! Austin will be performing a sexy coffee inspired table dance special for only $13.99, while dressed like a Persian Armadillo!
by Alifuego July 26, 2020
The misconstrued pink pig hanging from the rear view mirror... described by an actual pig, as a pink armadillo. Further defined as piglet... or a man who needs more than one woman at a time.
He IS a Pink Armadillo... Enough Said!
by JennyBruHaHa July 1, 2010
by JMMB LFSL December 28, 2011
After sex when the female falls asleep, shave her head bald and masterbate, ejaculating all over her bald head. Then shave off your pubic hair and stick it on her head with the man glue. Inspired by the great Cody Ward.
by D.J. Tanner August 19, 2005
Bizarre; crazy; happy; Smoking like a chimney, like a freight train or just all around getting smoked out!
by drdimples April 1, 2017
This term describes those who are cool and awesome and do not make a big deal of it, like an armadillo hids from danger, armadillo swaggers hid from the big lights and just act awesome without broadcasting it.
by kevoritels October 23, 2011
A sexual act, where you butter or oil a floor, spin your woman around on the oiled or buttered floor while you and others repeatedly piss and shit on her for 5 minutes, after the 5 minutes, someone throws a brick at her, this curling her up in a ball
Guy: dude did you see Marsha this morning?
Friend: yea she was bruised up
Guy: yea we gave her a Filthy Armadillo
Friend: yea she was bruised up
Guy: yea we gave her a Filthy Armadillo
by disturbed armadillo May 11, 2011