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1.
state of the scrotum sack when cold temperatures and or when you step out of the shower and the room temperature is colder than temperature of sack resulting in hard 1 to 3 in thick nut sack shell
I stepped out of the shower this morning,and my wife noticed that I had a severe case of the armadillo shell.
by david possum bottom January 19, 2011