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Ok, I just went through all the Arizona things, and hell, all of them are terrible! You can't base all your knowledge on stereotypes! And nobody better f*cking say "Oh I've been to Arizona. We just moved there and now we're leaving cause it's too stupid!" Cause I have news for you, IT'S NOT STUPID! U ARE! How long have you been here? Were you here for two weeks? Two months? Two years??? I've been here for my entire life. I've been to almost half the other states, and I would choose Arizona over any of them. So here's my definition of Arizona. The REAL definition.

Arizona - The Grand Canyon State. State Flower - Saguaro Cactus Blossom. State Bird - Cactus Wren. the only place in the world you can find a saguaro cactus. (Which is why we take price in it) Coyote, Javelena, Horney Toads, Diamondback Rattlesnakes and many more very unique creatures have made Arizona there home. The cacti that are rooted here have many varieties including saguaro, prickly pear, barrel, jumping, organ pipe, and yucca. We have high taxes, but a LOT of other states do to. Do the math; NEW PRESIDENTS, MORE MONEY FOR OLD ONE!!! Most beautiful sunsets you have EVER seen! (Even northern Arizonans can relate.) Some of the best Mexican food in the country! (And no, Taco Bell does not count as Mexican food stupid mid-country people who say, "Hey, lets go for Mexican food!" And than go to Taco Bell.) Arizonans know the most Spanish than you! We can pronounce all the cacti I named earlier, and many more. No, not every resteraunt starts with ,"El," or ,"Los." We are immune to heat. Yes it's going to get hot here. We get some of the longest daylight hours in the country. This is why pilots from all around the country come here to practice for air shows. (Sorry you mid-country people. You kinda overlooked that fact!) We get to see planes of all different sorts fly here. (At least in Tucson. Sorry other cities! I'm just saying what i am for proof that our state is better than anyone else says it is!) So what if Tucson and Phoenix have heat problems in the summer??? Flagstaff and other northern cities in Arizona get visited for skiing in the winter! And many people visit our state for winter because they don't want to freeze in their own states. (So who's better??? The states who can't stay in there own states for winter cause it's too cold? Or the people who can suck it up in 125* weather in the summer???) Walk up to someone in Arizona and say Tucson. I will promise you will get either a clueless look cause they have no idea where tuCson is, laughed at cause there is no city named tuCson, or corrected because the "C" is silent. If you tried to last the rest of your life in the hot sun, you would be a little timid in the cold cold weather too. Just like if you grew up in the cold cold weather, (Like everybody leaves there states from,) and walk into Arizona, (Somewhere like Tucson or Phoenix. Or the Grand Canyon. or something like them. Hot I mean,) you would be cold. That is why we don't like the cold. because we live in the hot. Even people upstate know how to handle heat. they know how to handle the cold better than us, but they still know how to handle the heat. We may not have snow in hotter places in Arizona, but we have criosote bushes. if you ever smell a wet criosote, than you will know why I am letting you about this. They smell better than the rain. After a monsoon in the summer, (Hot rain,) the entire place smells like criosote. it is amazing. (Didn't know THAT did you mid-country people???)

This is the Arizona I have grown up in. this is the Arizona I love. This is the arizona that people less knowledgealbe about the heat than us keep making fun off. Do you want us to find out everything that's wrong with your states and make fun of them??? NO!!! So please stop making fun of our beautiful state. And if you can't suck up the heat, don't diss those who can.
xXHotArizonaGirlXx: Hey, I need a really good place to eat. We're thinking Mexican. Or maybe pizza? Can you help me think of a great place?
-SUPERMAN-: If you want Mexican, than you should go to El Sur. But it just started charging for totilla chips, so maybe not. Or you could go to that one place in Tucson Estates. But you probnably don't want to go out that far. And in this heat??? No. i think you should go to Brooklen's Pizza Company on 6th avenue. you know, where they have the street fair every year? Or maybe Magpies. It's also on 6th avenue.
xXHotArizonaGirlXx: Yeah. Ok, I'll take your word for it! Brooklen's sounds good right now!

xXSkiiChampXx: I can't WAIT until the ski lodge opens this year! I mean, i have everything ready!
+Slow_On_The_Slopes+: I know! I have new ski gear ready and EVERYTHING!!! I'm so excited. I'm gonna go make a snowman. Hey, u wanna come over??? We could make one of Mrs. Gardner!
xXSkiiChampXx: HELL YA!!!!! Ooo, can I bring some abnormally large rocks and we could see which one would make a better mole!
+Slow_On_The_Slopes+: Ya! My mom is making cocoa. See you here!
by Stereotype Breaker June 14, 2008
 
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A State that is nice to visit, but not to live. It is stereotyped by ignorant people, primarily Midwesterners, who think they know the place without ever spending some significant time here. I am here to say that not everything is as it appears.

Here’s the good: outdoor opportunities, National Parks, the Grand Canyon, hiking, biking, camping, skiing and golfing but only during the fall and winter. The weather is nice ONLY FROM NOVEMBER THROUGH MARCH. The rest of the year is an unbearable, searing heat that can kill you. Generally, the gas prices tend to be lower than much of the country for some reason.

Here’s the bad and unfortunately there is more of it than the good: 1. the taxes are high, and getting worse. You pay a high sales tax, State income tax, property taxes (which are also on an upward spiral), and ridiculous automobile taxes and ridiculous automobile insurance. Arizona has one of the highest rates of auto insurance in the country because of the surge in illegal immigration and numerous drivers without insurance. On top of this the State government wants to add on a full sales tax to car sales, in addition to the annual property tax. You end up paying almost European level taxes when you add in Federal, but get little in the way of government services. Good luck paying for all the crap and handouts this state wants after they milk you on property taxes to pay for a system that they mismanage. 2. the schools in Arizona are HORRIBLE so prepare to send your kids to a private school if you have them and want to move here for some reason. It was ranked as the “dumbest” state by ACT and SAT scores. Numerous people drop out of school and Arizona leads the nation in dropout rates. 3. Arizonans shoot themselves in the foot at every election by re-electing the same jerks who continue to screw them. They re-elected a lesbian Governor that has awfull approval ratings and continues to lie and mismanage. It is for this reason, that I think they have no intention whatsoever of fixing anything. They use the lottery money to send kids to college who didn't even recieve a proper education in high school, and are therefore not prepared to survive college. 4. Arizona has one of the highest incarceration rates, the nation’s fastest-growing incarceration rate, among the highest poverty rates, the highest rate of high-school dropouts, the highest rates of sexual diseases and the fourth highest rate of violent crime 5. the price for real estate is high in many areas, but wage levels are a joke. Be prepared to get into a lot of debt to live here. You will make less but have higher bills. Is that something you want? To prove it, Arizona's educators and State employees are among the lowest paid in the U.S. Phoenix was ranked as one of the most over-priced housing markets in the country. Not to mention, the second highest number of foreclosures. 6. the people here can't drive if their life depended on it!! If you don't believe me then drive in Phoenix or on I-17 anywhere in the state. People don’t use their turn signal, they speed, drive wrecklessly, run red lights, tailgate, cut you off, flick you off, and Phoenix has numerous accidents everyday. Phoenix ranked as the worst city for auto accidents and was the number one city in all those things. Also, if your car breaks down or stalls on any road, drivers will scream at you or flick you off for causing a two-second inconvenience for them. They will not stop to help you. 6. The people are mean as I have just shown you. 7. TERRIBLE AIR POLLUTION. Phoenix ranks #3 for bad air quality. There is a constant orange and brown cloud over the Valley. When it rains, it calcifies on your car and you can’t get it off. The sun fades your car. 8. ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION GONE AMMOCK. Police are always raiding homes finding this Mexican trash. You see ‘em all the time on the road and hanging out in Walmart parking lots on major streets. They have brought in crime and drugs. And I’ve never seen a city like Phoenix having so many child kidnappings. It is sad and sick.

Bottom line...don't live here. Please reconsider if you’re hell-bent on moving to this part of the country. New Mexico is much nicer than Arizona and without its problems. It’s Arizona with a nicer and smaller profile. Arizonans and their government have their priorities way out wack. If you plan on getting something done right, you need to be willing to do it for yourself. I HATE this place. I moved here 3 years ago and am moving back to the Midwest. Arizona is not what it is perceived. Stay away from this sorry-ass place. I will NEVER dog the Midwest again. Illinois isn’t so bad after all.
Arizona sucks and should have remained with Mexico. I HATE this place. It is among the absolute worst states to live or raise a family, despite having an exponentially growing population. Yuck!!
by krock1dk November 18, 2007
 
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The driest, hottest, most boring state in the country. It is filled with retards mutated by incest and nuclear weapons. See shithole.
Have you ever been to Arizona?

Fuck no, and I dont ever plan on it

Why not?

I dont want to lose my anal virginity to one of those incest fucktards.
by bLiTcH October 29, 2007