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From The Grand Canyon to Death Valley.
Where Scorpions and Rattlesnakes rome.
From The hot desert weather to the massive rains.
From New Mexico to California.
From decent weed to sand.
Arizona is fucking hot ^_^
by The Alex June 22, 2005
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a more potent form of regular marijuana
I'm stressing out right now, I'm bout to go smoke a ounce of Arizona.
by Prezzie July 22, 2006
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You know you’re in Arizona when:

1. Your car breaks down on the road and people flick you off as they pass by causing a 2-second inconvenience that they had to slow down.

2. You see a rollover on the 101 in Scottsdale.

3. Doing 100 in a speed limit of 55.

4. You see a constant brown and orange cloud over the valley.

5. Your car insurance is horrendous and almost the highest in the country.

6. Your car has been broken into again.

7. You see in the news of another mass shooting or child kidnapping in PHX.

8. The sun fades the color of your car.

9. When you pay a ridiculous mortgage for a home that isn’t worth shit. That dam California.

10. When your home has been foreclosed.

11. You give up on trying to sell you home.

12. You continuously re-elect the same politicians you hate that keep screwing you.

13. Making minimum wage and feel like you might as well be unemployed.

14. You ARE unemployed.

15. You get layed off because your company gets bought out by a larger out-of-state company.

16. See tons of Mexicans and their trash in Walmart and congregating on street corners asking for money.

17. You have a horrible education and low SAT and IQ score.

18. You are a teacher and the most underpaid in the country.

19. Paying EVERY tax under the sun: state income tax, rent tax, property tax, insurance tax, sales tax, gas tax, automobile tax.

20. You’re here illegally.

21. You are desperate at moving back to the Midwest
Arizona is the worst state in the country and doesn't live up to the hype from those stupid morons who've never been here. I hate it and going back to the Midwest. It isn't so bad after all.
by krock1dk August 06, 2007
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You know you’re in Arizona when:

1. Your car breaks down on the road and people flick you off as they pass by causing a 2-second inconvenience that they had to slow down.
2. You see a rollover on the 101 in Scottsdale.
3. Doing 100 in a speed limit of 55.
4. You see a constant brown and orange cloud over the valley.
5. Your car insurance is horrendous and almost the highest in the country.
6. Your car has been broken into again.
7. You see in the news of another mass shooting or child kidnapping in PHX.
8. The sun fades the color of your car.
9. When you pay a ridiculous mortgage for a home that isn’t worth shit. That dam California.
10. When your home has been foreclosed.
11. You give up on trying to sell you home.
12. You continuously re-elect the same politicians you hate that keep screwing you.
13. Making minimum wage and feel like you might as well be unemployed.
14. You ARE unemployed.
15. You get layed off because your company gets bought out by a larger out-of-state company.
16. See tons of Mexicans and their trash in Walmart and congregating on street corners asking for money.
17. You have a horrible education and low SAT and IQ score.
18. You are a teacher and the most underpaid in the country.
19. Paying EVERY tax under the sun: state income tax, rent tax, property tax, insurance tax, sales tax, gas tax, automobile tax.
20. You’re here illegally.
21. You are desperate at moving back to the Midwest
Forget this place called arizona. I'm going back to the Midwest. Arizona does not live up to its stereotype. It's the worst state anybody could live. Why anybody wants to move here is beyond me. It's the suburb of hell. Can't stand anything about it. Ranks high in everything bad and low in everything good.
by krock1dk August 07, 2007
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1) State in the USA
2) Mid-grade weed
1)Arizona is a wack state.
2)I just copped 3 grams of that Mid- Ari!!
by JeReMy January 09, 2005
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Don’t believe the hype. There is more to hate than love about this state:

1. TERRIBLE AIR POLLUTION. Phoenix ranks #3 for bad air quality. There is a constant orange and brown cloud over the Valley.
2. When it rains, it calcifies on your car and you can’t get it off.
3. The sun fades your car.
4. TERRIBLE VIOLENT CRIME problem: AZ has the nations fasest growing prison population. AZ is a haven for illegal immigrants that have caused a surge in crime bringing in drugs (primarily meth), murder, rape, robbery, home invasions and car theft. Phoenix has among the highest rates of auto theft in the U.S.
5. TERRIBLE DRIVERS. Phoenix leads the U.S. in speeding, running red lights, and commit hit an runs. Phoenix has 6 of the nation’s 10 most dangerous city streets due to this crap. If your car breaks down in the road or on a freeway people will flick you off because you caused a 2-second inconvenience for them and had to slow down.
6. ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION GONE AMMOCK. Police are always raiding homes finding this Mexican trash. You see ‘em all the time on the road.The have brought in crime and drugs. And I’ve never seen a city like Phoenix having so many child kidnappings.
7. HORRIBLE EDUCATION: AZ was ranked the “dumbest” state recently in a national report. It ranked #2 in high school dropouts and the worst in SAT scores.
8. MEDICORE PAY: Forget a decent wage, it isn't here. Most jobs in AZ are minimum wage jobs. AZ ranks LAST in teacher pay. Good luck getting a high paying job here. Thats why there's so many trailer parks and 99-cent stores on every block. Walmart is the state's largest employer. Go figure.
9. BAD REAL ESTATE: huge number of foreclosures. Phoenix real estate is very risky and in for a crash. Real estate prices are overinflated thanks to Californians infiltrating this place, but wages are a joke. Be prepared to get into a lot of debt to live here if you come from the Midwest or the South. Financially its difficult to live here. Homes now go for months without selling compared to hours in the past. Couple #8 and #9 and you have a real problem. It makes it hard to experience the American dream of owning a home here.
10. OUTRAGIOUS AUTO INSURANCE: most people don’t have any here and Phoenix has the 2nd highest rate of auto theft.
11.TOO MANY HIGH TAXES AND GETTING WORSE: 7% sales tax even for cars, rent tax, state income tax, utilities tax, insurance tax, increasing annual property taxes that you get milked on for a mismanaged system. In Arizona you pay the taxes of a European but recieve the public service of a Mexican. Put low income in it and you have another problem
12. COOLING ECONOMY: major AZ companies are laying off workers and going through mergers. Good luck getting a job here anymore. It’s becoming the Rust Belt of the desert.
13. MEXICANS AND THEIR TRASH EVERYWHERE: Many Walmarts in Phoenix and Tucson have nothing but trashy Spanish customers and hardly any white ones. It’s disgusting. They congregate on city corners and Walmart parking lots constantly asking for money and getting in people’s way.

Bottom line...don't live here. If you have plans on moving here please reconsider. Arizona is nothing but white and tan trash in the middle of the desert. Nothing but a giant truckstop mixed with a few trailer parks on the way to California. Just keep drivin'. These people have their priorities way out of wack. If you plan on getting something done right you need to be willing to do it for yourself. If you really wunna move to this area of the country, go to New Mexico. Arizona is a TERRIBLE state, despite the stereotypes from morons who’ve never been here. I HATE this place. I moved here 3 years ago and am moving back to the Midwest. Arizona is not what it is perceived. Stay away from this sorry-ass place.
arizona sucks. I'm moving back to the Midwest. It isn't so bad after all. Arizona is the biggest suburb of hell. I don't know why so many like it here. It sucks.
by krock1dk August 07, 2007
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By far one of the worst states in the U.S.A. Its very hot about 5 months out of the year (100F +). No cold water in the faucet during those months - the cold water simply turns hot. So the plus side is that you have free hot water during the summer.

The bad:

No cultural diversity except for mexicans

White trash and west coast trash everywhere

Hot

It is the 49th dumbest state in the country according to the goverment spending per student and drop out rate

Overabundance of crystal meth

There is nothing to do in Arizona except for hiking and desert watching

The worst drivers on the planet

People with confederate flags in their yards

No variety of international foods except for burritos and salsa

No cultural places like on east coast

Did I mention white trash??.. YES

For the exception of Scottsdale which is full of rich white folks you really dont want to live anywhere else in Arizona since you'll be surrounded by illegal mexicans or legal white trash (don't know which ones are worse). I'm not saying snobby rich white republicans are better but hey at least they're cleaner than the other two.

Really is the dumbest, most inbred state in the country

People have some kind of defect since birth here which makes them some what retarded with IQ of a bird.. sorry that would be an insult for a bird.. lets say a dead moth (sorry moth, i had to use something)

They all voted for Bush and McCain



The Good about Arizona:

Guns are legal so you can fend off white trash

North AZ is nice and much cooler than South AZ

Despite all the inbreeding done in this sate the women (predominantly in Scottsdale) are hot and slutty enough to take home after a few drinks. They're mostly out of town though.

ASU is the University in Tempe, AZ which is one of better schools in the Country (don't know why they'd have it in the dumbest state though).

... Thats pretty much it.
Guy1: Hey where are you from?

White Trash: Dang ol' dang, whoo heee darn it!! I'm from A-ARIZONA!
by alsdfajsdlfzncvlkw August 25, 2008
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