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crazy guy with a massive schlong who gets all the BITCHES - he slept with everyone you know *insert moaning noise*
EVEN the men
even the kids
Your dog is not safe
oh shit is that ardi? take the bitches and the kids and run - leave the men if you have to.
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a awkward white boy who thinks hes hood.
Person 1: heyy dude see that poser over there?
Person 2: ooh thats ardi.
Ardi by TotesAmaze. January 28, 2011
Hanzel: Hey bro wat you hittin up tonight?
Snow White: Oh just sum Ardi
Ardi by Mandy April 17, 2005
Apparently, our newest and oldest ancestor, even older than the infamous Lucy. She is not an ape, nor a human, nor even the thing in between.

Her name was shortened from Ardipithecus ramidus, a species she is a part of. She has a small brain and weighs 110 pounds. Her remains were found in Ethiopia, and supposedly lived about 4.4 million years ago.
The missing link's got nothing on Ardi.
Ardi by ACityAftrUs October 3, 2009
someone who is typically interested in kids/young people, specifically kindergarteners.
bro have you seen the new music teacher? he's such an ardi
ardi by chicken lovely October 2, 2021
Look at Ardi! She’s just awesome
Ardi by idontknowsatually November 23, 2021