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stands for "Awkward Restroom Dialogue;" typically used between males after a conversation is started in the most uncomfortable of places: the bathroom. Can also refer to any awkward bathroom situation (i.e. your boss/teacher walks in).
Dude 1: "Dude, that guy walked up to the urinal right next to me when there were clearly others open and started a conversation."

Dude 2: Ard.
by askdfmnsajfnadsf October 02, 2011
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Originated in Philadelphia, slang for "affirmative", or "alright"
"I can't come to work today, my girl's having my baby."

"Okay...hope everything goes well. Take as much time as you need."

"Ard."
by cougheeNsmoke August 01, 2008
ard
short for alright. slang normally used in philadelphia area.
1. ard i will meet you at the mall.
2. she was ard.
by Philly0101 August 11, 2008
Ard
Aight or alright
Matt: Hey I g2g so I'll ttyl
Andrew: Ard
by phresh.KiDD. August 14, 2008
to be hard. 'well hard' tough, strong minded, physically strong e.t.c
"He's proper A.R.D mate" - Chav talk
by Adam Ellis July 07, 2006
Short for Newtownards ("newt-nards")

a town in Northern Ireland where you will find fegs, Richmonds of course, spoons, Rigger and Leonard with their 3 leets
"u just stayin in ards tonite aye? spoons yeh?"
by Jonty September 08, 2004
Hard in northern.
Eeey by gum! your reet 'ard!
by alexandrajay June 13, 2008
A.R.D (abbr. Anti-Rape Device*) adjective.

An outfit or item of clothing either so complicated or so ugly that even a rapist wouldn't bother to try and do you.

* disclaimer: there are some sicko's out there that even a poncho and track pants won't stop.
1) Jeans so tight and therefore difficult to remove that they function as to stop a rapist in their path; e.g. 'Man, my jeans are an A.R.D. , it took me ten minutes to get them on today' .

2) An outfit or item of clothing so unattractive, it wards off potential rapists. E.g. 'This hoodie is so gross, it's such an A.R.D. but I don't care, I'm compfy.'. or 'Man, did you see what she was wearing?! Total A.R.D. '
by Krave-ing March 17, 2011

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