arctophile

A person who collects and enjoys teddy bears. Unlike "plushophile", this word almost NEVER implies a sexual fetish--only a sentimental interest.

Frannie is a serious arctophile if I ever met one: Not only did she have wall-to-wall shelves built for her teddy bear collection, but she also bought a database program just to catalog each bear by age and manufacturer.

arctophile by Ingeborg S. Nordén June 1, 2006

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archeops

One of several fossil pokémon. Easily the most outstanding of its fossil brethren, rivaled only by Aerodactyl, this amazing pokémon shares various qualities from both birds and reptiles.

A bajillion years ago they used to hunt in packs, but Nintendo and Game Freak came along and limited fights to 2-6 participants for the sole purpose of making sure Archeops don't murder everything. They're also as fast as an automobile, which is like a car, but less aerodynamic. Nature's way of balancing that out was making sure they were terrible fliers, which ultimately doesn't matter because they still get the typing.

They're also plagued by their terrible ability, defeatist, which cannot be changed, cementing the species as a species of pussies that can smack your shit sideways.

Archeops has a unique BST of 567
I love archeops more than anything!

archeops by Sir Shirtless March 16, 2015

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Arctophiliac

Slang adaptation of the word 'arctophile': collector of teddy bears

Origin:
< Gk arkto-, comb. form of arktós bear + -phile

a person who uses stuffed animals for sexual gratification, or as a fifi

"Tom is such an Arctophiliac; I caught him with a teddy bear in the microwave the other day!"

Arctophiliac by clawsmic February 7, 2010