sex arrangement 

Euphemism for prostitution.

Phrase that originated from the dark satirical comedy show Jam created by Chris Morris in the sketch Sex For Houses, where words such as session and arrangement are distinct euphemisms for selling sex.

I didn't have enough cash to pay my pusher for my drug habit so we made a sex arrangement.

sex arrangement by Sal1981 January 11, 2008

blazable arrangements

Another word for marijuana or weed. Blazable arrangements are perfect when you have to wake and bake to treat that hangover death sentence you earned from swigging handle pulls of plastic vodka and cum guzzling your favorite frat stars DNA last night. Blazable arrangements get you so high that you have no other choice but to laugh with your sorority sisters about the 0 fucks you gave when you left your underwear... and your dignity at the frathouse last night.

Me: That SAE frat star told me I was his favorite "slam piece" this weekend. Which one of you skanks have a 20-sack of blazable arrangements to sell me before I go get tested for all the STD's I have accumulated at San Diego State

Kim: I can hook a sista up. I'll even throw in another nug if you get pregnant, YOLO !

blazable arrangements by reggaeblonde October 21, 2012

edible arrangement 

when a member of the opposite sexes genitalia looks so delicious you could eat it.

Hey Baby, I just love your edible arrangement!

edible arrangement by rene bootmaker December 18, 2011

Arrangements

Arrangements are made when you don't have the cash flow to pay your bill(s) on time and are at risk of being shut off at some point in the near future. Arrangments can be set up as a one time payment or as a series of payments over a set period of time.

e.g. My cable was going to get shut off but I called the cable company and made arrangements to pay my bill next week.

Arrangements by dshep February 16, 2010

Arrangement dying 

Planning or arranging a death.

1. Planning the death of yourself. (see suicide)

2. Arranging the death of another person through a hit man. (see murder)

1. He kicked the bucket from arrangement dying , it was a suicide.

2. I heard it was an arrangement dying case. It was a hit man.

Arrangement dying by Queenofgummyworms February 15, 2017

seeking arrangement 

A sugar daddy website

So I’m seeking arrangement behind my husband back

seeking arrangement by Tgizzy November 11, 2019

arrangement 

A preemptive plan in which a closet gay purposely marries a woman in order to create a veil of heterosexuality. In well-planned arrangements, the wife of the closet gay is well aware of her husband's sexual needs and satisfies her own accordingly as the husband does the same, all in secret. Arrangements are prompted by familial, religious, or cultural pressures that look down on homosexuality. See wonky.

Note: marriages in which men come out of the closet and separate from their wives are NOT arrangements.

Jay: Bro, I think my parents are going to find out I'm gay and disown me.
Rob: No, dude! You can be happy in the closet and keep your parents in the dark. Just get an arrangement with that skank Jessica!

arrangement by farshed kerpal June 7, 2010