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Aquitard 

A person that acts completely retarded when exposed to water.
"Don't let Brian go swimming. He's a total Aquitard."
Aquitard by wxcoder85 December 7, 2009
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Aquitard 

The inability to function on a physical, mental and emotional level when exposed to water.

Originated from the hydrological definition of an underground aquifer no longer able to retrieve water.
Causations: Belly-flop, exhaustion, concussion, swimming into a yellow plume, discovering a brown smear on your chest, falling off the inflatable donut etc.
"So how did the kids go at the swimming finals?"
"Well Shayne did pretty good, but Dayna was a bit of an aquitard"
Aquitard by Dodgy Rhino April 7, 2013

Aquitard 

A person generaly mentally unstable that claims to be a famous mermaid but in reality is just a fiend intemperance of the human imagination. Is extremely in denial of not being a goddess.
Ilana: Im Ariel and a mermaid!
Everyone: No your just an aquitard
Aquitard by Monkeysandpoo1 March 16, 2012

Aquitard 

An aquatic or marine animal which is retarded
1." That fish is such a fucking aquitard, eating pennies"

2."Look at that aquitard mermaid! She just said grapes are turtles!!"

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
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