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Nico: "Hey Jodi, I just brewed some coffee, want some?"

Jodi: "Apretado!, fo sho!"
APRETADO by tacoking March 25, 2013
Jason: I just got some new rims for my bimmer yo!
Matt: Apretado
Jason: Yeee!
apretado by Matt May 19, 2004

aretarch 

From the Greek prefix ἀρετή (perfect adaptation, excellence, virtue ) + ἄρχή (sovereign, ruler, authority). It is a sovereign leader possessing the highest honor, distinction, excellence and position within an organic society. He holds the main attributes of a mythical ruler: honor, virtue, courage, temperance, authority, wisdom and transcendence. It has a lifetime title, however, not hereditary.

It is against the Modern State and the Liberal Bourgeois State and its consecutive evils: Socialism, Marxism, Communism, Liberalism, Freemasonry, Totalitarianism, Positivism, Nationalism, Enlightenment, Fascism, Humanism, Renaissance, French Revolution Modernism, Anthropocentrism, Capitalism, Materialism, Feminism, Egalitarianism, LGBT rights, Republicanism, Representative Democracy, Liberal Democracy, Progressivism, Mass Media, Militant Atheism, Anti-Left/Right Dichotomy, Cosmopolitanism, Consumerism, Human Rights, Technocracy, Organized Religions, Globalization and Abortion. He is skeptical of technology, organized religions and the economy.
"Aretarch is a metaphysical type of leader, where the sovereign embodies a spiritual power and possesses honor, courage, wisdom and virtue. It is the mythologem of the ruler of a people."
aretarch by tradical May 27, 2023

aretarch 

From the Greek prefix ἀρετή (perfect adaptation, excellence, virtue ) + ἄρχή (sovereign, ruler, authority). It is a sovereign leader possessing the highest honor, distinction, excellence and position within an organic society. He holds the main attributes of a mythical ruler: honor, virtue, courage, temperance, authority, wisdom and transcendence. It has a lifetime title, however, not hereditary.

It is against the Modern State and the Liberal Bourgeois State and its consecutive evils: Socialism, Marxism, Communism, Liberalism, Freemasonry, Totalitarianism, Positivism, Nationalism, Enlightenment, Fascism, Humanism, Renaissance, French Revolution Modernism, Anthropocentrism, Capitalism, Materialism, Feminism, Egalitarianism, LGBT rights, Republicanism, Representative Democracy, Liberal Democracy, Progressivism, Mass Media, Militant Atheism, Anti-Left/Right Dichotomy, Cosmopolitanism, Consumerism, Human Rights, Technocracy, Organized Religions, Globalization and Abortion. He is skeptical of technology, organized religions and the economy.
"Aretarch is a metaphysical type of leader, where the sovereign embodies a spiritual power and possesses honor, courage, wisdom and virtue. It is the mythologem of the ruler of a people."
aretarch by tradical May 27, 2023
(ahr-tard) A portmanteau of “alpha” and “retard”

(1) The leader of a group of mentally retarded individuals. Usually, not the smartest of the group of retards, but rather the most outgoing, charismatic, confident or loudest of the retard group, that emerges as the leader.
(2) A person who exhibits both the characteristic stupidity and confidence of a typical aretard (1).
My aretard co-worker grandly explained that the upcoming eclipse would occur when America went in front of the moon, blocking our (Australia’s) view of it.
Aretard by Steven_Ira December 21, 2023

Apetardio 

To knowingly do something you know is wrong and risky, but to do it without thinking twice.
Joe: “I knew the project was a scam but I thought screw it, take my last 1000 bucks.”

Jack: “So you didn’t invest then?”

Joe: “No, I went full apetardio and lost it all.”

Jack: “Joe, you’re an apetistic apetard.”

Joe: “So anyway, I found this new investment opportunity…”
Apetardio by TobberTV June 2, 2024