The truly heinous name of Chris Martin and Gwenyth Paltrow's lovechild.
Dear Apple,

Your father and I are sorry for giving you that truly heinous name.

Love,

Gwenyth

PS: I hope your therapy sessions are going well.
by clarkecake July 11, 2005
Why the fuck you don't know what an apple is?
Why are you searching for the word apple?
by TiiArcen August 16, 2015
Why the fuck are you looking up the definition of apples? ITS A FUCKIN FRUIT!
I ate the red fuckin apple
by Spidernoises February 06, 2015
A nice, delicious and round fruit.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away,

if you throw it hard enough.
by Adoesh July 08, 2013
A person with a lot of logic, but no one listens to them becuase they aren't "fun" enough. This originally comes from the anoying orange series and can be used to tell someone that they are boaring without really realising they said something really smart.
Guy: "Hey let's walk home!"
Apple: "Umm, we are home..."
Guy: "Shut up, your such an apple!"
Guy: "Oh wait, I just realised, we are home!"
Apple: "THATS WHAT I JUST TOLD YOU!!"
Guy: "Shut up, you such an apple!"
Apple: "Wow, just wow.."
by Hi I know things June 18, 2016
Not an orange.
Apples and oranges.
by Sergsune June 01, 2016
Another word for breasts or tits.

People incorrectly replace this word for another fruit known as "melons".

Fuck you Aiden
Woah! She's got some cracking Apples!
by triaxis April 11, 2016
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