anything you want. apple can mean the fruit, apple. Or it could mean keboard. You make up the definition
wow, look at that apple.
can you hand me the apple(book)?
by shanyomantreper December 30, 2009
THE MOST BADASS FUCKING FRUIT ON THE FUCKING PLANET. SERIOUSLY, THIS MOTHERFUCKER KICKS THE SHIT OUT OF THE PUSSY ORANGE OR BANANA. THIS JUICY, RED MOTHERFUCKER IS THE BEST FUCKING THING THAT GOD HAS EVER CREATED. EAT AN A APPLE AND YOUR DICK WILL GROW 3 INCHES. FUCK.
Woah, look at that badass over there eating an apple
by MamaLeeLee May 03, 2014
A silicon-valley tech based company that is literally more powerful than any company in the world and has more money than the federal reserve. It is keen on innovation and providing the user with the most glossy and controlled experience possible, where they determine what is best for your device to keep the best quality possible. Some scrutinize them for this, others agree with this method, and some are neutral about it. Apple products are very expensive and most people use them as a status symbol-their products typically represent the average Middle Class family in America.
Fandroid: my phone cost less than yours and I have way more features than you do.
Apple Fanboy: What happens if I just need a basic phone that can complete all my goals?
Fandroid: Than why not just buy a cheaper Android without all that extra software, like a Nexus?
Apple Fanboy: Because I already have an Apple computer and I wanted a unified experience!
Fandroid: Than why not just buy Chromecast, which cost $30 and watch videos from your phone on your TV that way?
Apple Fanboy: Because my computer is synced with my phone...
Fandroid: Did you know that I can treat my phone like a harddrive? I just drop my files in there and it syncs with my phone.
Apple Fanboy: well, I don't like the mess of files, and I like the fact that I can buy songs on my Apple phone and play them on my Apple Tv, phone, and computer.
Fandroid: Well, Google has the Playstore. And you can listen to your music offline on your PC and your phone for free, AND you can sync your pirated music across all of your devices because Google Music adds it to your library
Apple Fanboy: Well, as you can see, I have iCloud, so all my music syncs AND I can organize it better with iTunes instead of having all of those "unknown" artists in my library.
As you can see, no one really wins and this can go on for days basically.
by criedman101 March 05, 2014
Why are you looking up the definition of apple?
APPLE
by CCT123 June 11, 2012
An apple is a thing that is SO tight. That all the other fruits are jealous. But is best friends with a banana. May be used for masturbation as well.
My friend Ashley was 'playing' with an apple last night.
by Kelly the Banana November 09, 2010
individual that is of great importance and impact within anothers life. shortended from "apple of my eye" .
i love my apple
by EinsteinWorm August 30, 2010
To apple is to bestow knowledge upon someone, or to gain information as when Eve partook of God's fruit from the tree of knowledge.
Bite my apple, ignoramus.
by Little sandwiches June 18, 2010
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