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parallel appetites 

two sex partners having about the same appetite for sex!
consequently, there is none of this 'doing one a favor', stuff!!
this is particularly useful in marriage!, where the dream of a 'hungry' partner can be a silent, unrealized struggle!!
after all these years, juliana and (??) still had parallel appetites for one another.
after the accident, mike and (??'s) parallel appetites had changed somewhat!
judy respected the ballistics of the 'hot drops', john, the 'quivering quim' (match em!!, if gay!) -they still had parallel appetites!!!
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has the appetite 

Someone has an appetite or desire for something but not the stomach to deal with the stressors to achieve their desire.
Joe has the appetite to hold office, but not the stomach to take the personal attacks!
has the appetite by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2020

a bone appetit

A hunger for sex.
Ben Dover wished his date a bone appetit while heading to the bed.
a bone appetit by I, Wreckerrr December 4, 2016

appletite 

When you're craving anything that has apple in it.
apple, apple pie, apple sauce, apple cider, etc.

Wow I really want an apple right now! I have such an appletite!
appletite by francescah November 9, 2013

Amsterdam Appetizer

The sexual act of eating an elongated piece of fruit or vegetable (most commonly a banana) out of woman's vagina, popularized by the live sex shows in Amsterdam's Red Light District.
I had an Amsterdam Appetizer from a coked up stripper and it was quite tasty.

bon appetitty 

clavannah: he licked her boons
Monty: Bon appetitty
bon appetitty by clavannah November 6, 2013

Appetizer 

Food before food. Fucking greatest shit ever.
Now you can tell a fat guy invented the appetizer.
Appetizer by Kanda March 27, 2007