appendicks

A penis that is pencil thin and short and therefore useless.

She saw his appendicks and rolled her eyes

by GrumpyDoc October 19, 2011

Appendick

A dick...but with no known biological function.

A person who is useless and worsens the situation and makes an ass of himself/herself.

He is a dick...no he is an Appendick!

by narikivar March 25, 2018