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appellate judge 

An ugly, not liked, piece of shit that has a huge ego
Ms. Coto: Hi, Appellate Judge, it’s so nice to meet you. I have three kids and I am a single mother. I will suck your old, wrinkled, dirty, 3-inch dick if i can have more time on this case
Judge: You will have to do more than suck my dick. You can eat my asshole, and after you rim my hemorrhoid, you can flake the old skin off that has collected around my foreskin
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christina applegate 

THE hottest girl to ever, ever, EVER! hit the earth. I mean...look at her! Do not disagree...if you do, look at her again.
Christina Applegate in:
"Don't tell mom the babysitter's dead"
"Anchorman"
christina applegate by G MacPhee September 7, 2006

Applelyte 

Derivitave of Acolytes. A devoted follower or attendant.
An individual who is obsessed and dedicated to all things Apple. Macs and iPods etc. One who sneers at PC owners and slavishly praises and refuses to question anything that Apple designs or manufactures.
John was raving about the iPod shuffle, though it has no display and limited memory. Anything Apple produces is beyond repproach, he's such an Applelyte.
Applelyte by Lachlan Madsen January 28, 2006

Applerated 

The large hype that is created when Apple releases a new product or software which is not as revolutionary as everyone thinks. The overrated Apple products that are released.
James: Hey, did you hear? The iPad came out! It's so cool eh?
Eriks: Dude, that's so applerated.
Applerated by CplMoran January 27, 2010
So much corruption had entered into the Church that when it was found out they labeled it Applegate.
Applegate by Elijah Goose December 31, 2013
Guy: your an applegate
Applegate by __Dank__Meme__ February 25, 2018

London Applegate

She's that one chick who sticks to a guy once they're deeply in love. She's funny, smart, sexy, and she's one hell of a looker. If you ever find a London Applegate, make sure to hold her tight. She's the baddest bitch of them all, and no one could ever replace her. Never in their entire lives would they ever succeed. I have this crush on this girl named London and her last name is Applegate because she fucking loves apples. She's so awesome and funny...
London Applegate is the best woman to ever live in the entire world, no debates.
London Applegate by JesseB19 June 5, 2012