by Lord HiperiX May 13, 2008
A slow, sloth like creature with a curious self defence system. When threatened this beast will hammer wildly with the sides of his two front appendages, which form into a club like shape, curiously it only uses the sides of the clubs, bringing them down vertically, much like a man swinging a hammer. Its diet consists of fungi and small children.
Small Child: AHHHH!!! IT'S AN APB! D:
by General Queeg June 12, 2009
by Richie eddie June 26, 2019
freeway was jammed because of a mexican apb, amber alert, brown alert, beaner alert, mexican alert its all the same.
by itichie_nocanpoo June 11, 2006
by Evilsock1285 June 20, 2010