1 definition by General Queeg
A slow, sloth like creature with a curious self defence system. When threatened this beast will hammer wildly with the sides of his two front appendages, which form into a club like shape, curiously it only uses the sides of the clubs, bringing them down vertically, much like a man swinging a hammer. Its diet consists of fungi and small children.
Small Child: AHHHH!!! IT'S AN APB! D:
by General Queeg June 12, 2009