Alchol 

Its common misspelling of the word alcohol or you couldn't spell alcohol so you ended up here.

Person: I drank so much alchol at that party last night
Person 2: you mean alcohol
Person: sorry I'm not good at spelling
Person 2: we're talking in person

Alchol by C Z January 19, 2020

Alcholzheimers 

When you consume a large quantity of Alchohol and forget events during the time frame you were intoxicated, either intentionally or unintentionally. Usually this is followed by an apology to those offended.

"Dood, my ol lady told me you were hitting on her last night"
"Man, I sure don't remember anything like that, either that beotch is lyin like a rug or I might have some Alcholzheimers goin on.

Alcholzheimers by Mill-na July 23, 2009

Alcholepsy 

An alcohol induced disco nap, generally happens when sitting down or standing up at a bar or club.

Looks like Tiffany is falling asleep on the bar again. Her alcholepsy is acting up.

Alcholepsy by Tall BAB December 1, 2021

Alchologically Challenged

The inabillity to sustain prolonged drinking sessions before loosing all reasoning.

Alchologically Challenged, don't be ridiculous, I've spilt more beer down my waistcoat than you've supped all night.

Alchologically Challenged by Lucy Mitchell January 19, 2009

Alcholove 

A combonation of the word alcohol and love (obviously).
It is the love one feels for another human being when under the influeance of alcohol.

Peter had a great amount of alcholove for Jane at the party.

Alcholove by smurph09 November 24, 2010

alcholoic 

badly spelled internet version of alcoholic; someone who drinks like Captian Jack Sparrow. See also Veritas

Look cracka, I aint no alcholoic..I handle my shiznit.

alcholoic by Akasha February 28, 2004

alochol

A beverage young hipsters consume. It's like vaping.

Cory, we should totally go TP Perry's huge yard after we drink all this alochol.

alochol by Chicken Pot P November 29, 2015