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alcoholive 

The last alcohol soaked olive at the bottom of your martini.
The bartender took my glass before I had a chance to eat the alcoholive!
alcoholive by TheMBor March 1, 2008

Alcholzheimers 

When you consume a large quantity of Alchohol and forget events during the time frame you were intoxicated, either intentionally or unintentionally. Usually this is followed by an apology to those offended.
"Dood, my ol lady told me you were hitting on her last night"
"Man, I sure don't remember anything like that, either that beotch is lyin like a rug or I might have some Alcholzheimers goin on.
Alcholzheimers by Mill-na July 23, 2009

alchoholed 

I was so alchoholed last night.
alchoholed by hanna.ramma December 12, 2019

Alchologically Challenged

The inabillity to sustain prolonged drinking sessions before loosing all reasoning.
Alchologically Challenged, don't be ridiculous, I've spilt more beer down my waistcoat than you've supped all night.

alcholoic 

badly spelled internet version of alcoholic; someone who drinks like Captian Jack Sparrow. See also Veritas
Look cracka, I aint no alcholoic..I handle my shiznit.
alcholoic by Akasha February 28, 2004

Alcholevel 

The measured amount of alchohol a drunk keeps in their body to maintain a professional level of drunkiness
On the week-end Bill keeps his alcholevel at the highest point possible by non stop beer consumption.
Alcholevel by j&billdog March 30, 2010