Up the Pope's Anus

Noe use, buggered, fucked up.

Julian: Hey Sandy, swichch the kettle on.
Sandy: Oh shit, the kettle`z up the pope's anus.
Julian: Fuck, now we can't have tea.

Up the Pope's Anus by croak108gmx May 14, 2015

anus ball trap 

The act of having a woman spread her anus wide open, while you dip your balls into it. Trying not to have her close her anus and thus trapping your balls.

Yo, shaquesha tried to get me into that anus ball trap!

Don't you Eva Eva Eva try it dogg!!

anus ball trap by Wayne zuba December 9, 2013

anus hat 

A form of haberdashery for the gluteus maximus.

Also a nickname applicable to just about anything.

Wow she is such an anus hat!

Look at that fashionable anus hat.

anus hat by gravysbabyyy June 27, 2021

Shy Anus 

1). Shy Anus refers to any situation where the colon becomes stressed, embarrassed, and struggles to relieve itself.

“My new boyfriend and I moved in together and I had shy anus for a week!”

Shy Anus by Mr. Moxie June 27, 2019

Anus breath 

A man has been eating nothing but farts 4 days in row

You've got a anus breath

Anus breath by Kingofdick March 21, 2019

jap anus relations 

A category hilariously misinterpreted by Sean Connery on Saturday Night Live's Celebrity jeopardy sketch. The category was Japan U.s. relations

Alex Trebek: Sean Connery, please pick a category
Connery: Give me jap anus relations for 200

jap anus relations by Lilparkczar November 22, 2007

Anus arms 

A synonym for legs, especially when referring to them in a sexual way.

Made famous by the line in the Rick Springfield song Jessie‘s Girl, "He's holding her anus arms late, late at night."

Anus arms by Bogrimm June 15, 2013