13 definitions by Lilparkczar

simon

Of Simon and Garfunkel, the one that is not Garfunkel

Trebek: Of Simon and Garfunkel, the one that is not Garfunkel.
Connery: Could you repeat the question?
Trebek: Of Simon and Garfunkel, the one that is not Garfunkel.
Connery: I Garfunkeled your mother!

by Lilparkczar November 19, 2007

jap anus relations

A category hilariously misinterpreted by Sean Connery on Saturday Night Live's Celebrity jeopardy sketch. The category was Japan U.s. relations

Alex Trebek: Sean Connery, please pick a category
Connery: Give me jap anus relations for 200

by Lilparkczar November 2, 2007

37

the number of dicks that Dante's girlfriend Veronica claims to have sucked in the movie "Clerks". Dante is highly upset at his revelation as veronica had said she only had sex with three different girls but later explained that she only slept with 3 different guys but that didnt mean she didnt just go with people

Dante: 37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!
Customer: In a row?

by Lilparkczar June 19, 2008

ask out

When one person asks another person out on a date. In heterosexual situations, it is usually the man who asks the girl out. When the man and woman have been on enough dates or have gotten to know eachother well enough, the guy will usually ask the girl to be his steady girlfriend. date

So I heard mike is going to ask out tracy.

When I asked that girl out she was totally into it.

by Lilparkczar November 2, 2007

sabre

Popeye is this sort of man

Trebek: Popeye is this sort of man
connery buzzes in
Sean Connery. And remember these are words that begin with the letter s, not swords.
Connery:...Sabre!
Trebek: No
Connery: It began with a bloody S!

by Lilparkczar November 13, 2007

Pee Pants the Inebriated Hobo Clown

One of Peter Griffins many zany caricatures and/or antics. In the episode Peter's Two Dads, he portrays Pee Pants the Inebriated Hobo Clown. He's an adorable tramp who wears found clothing and eats out of your garbage can.

Peter Griffin: Hey kids, I'm Pee Pants the Inebriated Hobo Clown. I'm an adorable tramp who wears found clothing and eats out of your garbage can.

by Lilparkczar December 18, 2007

wind chimes

According to the late, great George Carlin, it is NOT a musical instrument

It's the same with those unfortunate mutants who think wind chimes are a musical instrument

by Lilparkczar July 11, 2008