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anironic 

Ironic is something is that is opposite of what you would expect. In contrast, anironic is something that is EXACTLY what you would expect. However, it has to be for a reason that doesn't really make sense (otherwise it would be the same as 'fitting'). For example - if you painted flames on the side of your car and then it caught fire (in contrast, it would be ironic if everything around it caught fire but it was unburned).
Steve named his daughter Chastity... then she grew up to be a nun... Well, that was anironic.
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Antisocial

Not sociable; not wanting the company of others. Contrary to the laws and customs of society; devoid of sociable instincts or practices.

Often confused with aspd, the term antisocial just refers to people who are a shy, withdrawn, or devoid of social skills.
Normal person: "See that antisocial loner over there? Let’s go talk to them to try and brighten their day."
Ignorant Individual: “Don’t you mean asocial? Antisocial means hostile.”

Normal Person: “Actually, no, look up the definition of asocial. It’s the other way around.”
Antisocial by isaiah9:02 January 19, 2021

Antigoni 

Antigoni is a girl who is BEYOND BEAUTIFUL!! She is so beautiful inside and out and you will never meet anyone who is as great as her. She’s so sweet,funny,fun to hang with,loving and the bestest friend you’ll ever meet. She gets all the guys but she doesn’t focus on boys and stuff like that. She has a lot of friends and she is very popular. She is really smart but mostly dumb in an good and funny way and she will never fail to make you smile. Antigoni is great at sports and the most amazing girl ever. She is a type of friend who will never leave you and even if it seems like she hates you, her heart is to sweet and loving that she can’t resist to hate anyone even if they annoy her. Antigoni can also be annoying but in a funny way. She sometimes can be shy at first but most of the time she is really outgoing and makes everyone laugh and they fall in love with her. She can come across a bit rude but in the end you’ll see that she isn’t at all. Antigoni is such a great person and nobody will hate her once they get to be her friend. She has long beautiful light hair with beautiful eyes that no one can’t resist saying she’s pretty. Antigoni always gets called pretty but she doesn’t think it and is insecure about her self. But anyway as a result never loose Antigoni because she can be the only great friend you’ll ever have. Antigoni is one of the best people you will ever meet in your life, she is just amazing.
Girl 1: Oh my god she’s SO pretty
Girl 2: I think she might be an Antigoni, only they can be that pretty.
Antigoni by Candy Life May 29, 2020

antigonish

Often Called Anti-Go-No-Where, and or the Nish, Home of St F.X University, And the Regional Royles, Also Have the busiest NSLC in Nova Scotia
Antigonish,Nova Scotia, Canada, Evolve
antigonish by Matt Antigonish April 1, 2008

antisong 

A song by a skilled musician trying to make a bad song. The result is a song so bad that it must be genius.

Not to be confused with camp (accidentally bad; ironically good) or parody (a mockery of a good song).
The Rick Roll song is camp.

“Amish Paradise” is a parody song.

“Old Town Road” is an antisong (because only a genius could have made it).

antisocial extrovert

The term can describe a broad array of possibilities:

1.) Someone who could easily be the life party... if you could just get them to come to it.
2.) Someone who came to the party, lived it up, and then wanted to get the heck alone.
3.) Someone who came to the party, got drained from the crowds, and then wanted to get the heck alone.
4.) Someone who can carry a conversation in a bucket, but prefers not to seek them out with others.
5.) Someone aware that they usually have fun around others but are happier ignoring that in favor of just being alone.
6.) Someone who is probably glad those get-together plans got the heck cancelled.

Antisocial extroverts may prefer small groups of friends and/or family over larger groups, supposing they prefer some people. Though probably capable of making and elaborating upon small talk, they may hate it. They may feel a pointlessness to social gatherings unless they can somehow "fit in" meaningfully, such as having a role (cooking, entertaining, etc). If not, they most likely feel an outright pointlessness to social gatherings.
Zach: "Joe is such an antisocial extrovert, there's no way he'll come to the party"

Jess: "Let's kidnap him and make me remember he has fun around people"
Zach: "Ok cool"
antisocial extrovert by Werewoof January 1, 2018

Antisocial Computing 

(1) The act of opting to center one's attention on a computer, PDA, phone, or alternative source of digital media while in the company of others resulting in self-exclusionary behaviors
(2) Ineffective and inefficient multi-tasking, resulting in an unequal division of ones attention among one's company and gadgetry
(3) Self-imposed isolation resulting from an inability to detach oneself from ubiquitous digital temptations
Rather than spending time engaging in conversation with the rest of the family, Sigmund sat in the corner playing solitaire on his laptop. He continued to do so, until his antisocial computing was interrupted by an incoming text message he proceeded to read aloud, derailing the ongoing discussion from the sidelines...