Antiqui-tea bag 

When an old guy tea bags you.

Old man: "Hey can I antiqui-tea bag you?"

Antiqui-tea bag by the master wordmaker oh yea January 22, 2020

antiquititties 

1. n. A very old set of breasts.
2. n. An old set of breasts that are still precious because of well earned fame or appreciation.

Raquel Welch has a fine set of antiquititties.

antiquititties by picc285 April 13, 2019

Antique Blonde

When a woman's greyish/silver hair is showing when her blonde dye job is fading.

Marsha needs to pick up some Nice and Easy touch up to cover her Antique Blonde colour.

Antique Blonde by will bitten September 13, 2017

flatulus antiquitus 

old fart: with all due respect.

Are you coming to the party, or are you the flatulus antiquitus your birth certificate suggests?

flatulus antiquitus by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 24, 2009

Antiquated

Does anyone use this word anymore? If you do, you're a nerd.

And why are you looking this up on Urban Dictionary? Urban Dictionary is not an actual dictionary, you know!

Person 1: "It seems a bit antiquated to me."
Person 2: "What the fuck does that mean?"
Person 1: "Old fashioned or outdated."
Person 2: "Fucking nerd."

Antiquated by Mickey_G_ April 24, 2019

Antiquus Feminae 

Scientific name for cougar from the latin older woman

The cougar (Antiquus Feminae) was stalking me at the bar.

Antiquus Feminae by taxatty June 14, 2010

antique teenager 

A middle aged individual who dresses and acts like a teenager. If their using steroids the individual will sound like he's going thru puberty. Giving the term Antique teenager

Bummer man, My date turned out too be an Antique Teenager.

Who's the new kid in school ? That's my dad here to pick me up. Wow. He's looks like an Antique Teenager

Check out the hottie sitting at the bar. I did bro, she's an Antique Teenager who looks 40.

antique teenager by Beansy June 22, 2017