antiquititties 

1. n. A very old set of breasts.
2. n. An old set of breasts that are still precious because of well earned fame or appreciation.

Raquel Welch has a fine set of antiquititties.

antiquititties by picc285 April 13, 2019

flatulus antiquitus 

old fart: with all due respect.

Are you coming to the party, or are you the flatulus antiquitus your birth certificate suggests?

flatulus antiquitus by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 24, 2009

Antiquated

Does anyone use this word anymore? If you do, you're a nerd.

And why are you looking this up on Urban Dictionary? Urban Dictionary is not an actual dictionary, you know!

Person 1: "It seems a bit antiquated to me."
Person 2: "What the fuck does that mean?"
Person 1: "Old fashioned or outdated."
Person 2: "Fucking nerd."

Antiquated by Mickey_G_ April 24, 2019

Antiloquaxism

Antiloquaxism is the religion that worships Loquax and Antiloquax from the cambridge latin course books.

Girl 1:"That girl, Elina, over there is praying to a picture of Loquax and Antiloquax at the book lockers"

Girl 2: "Yeah, Elina is a follower of antiloquaxism"

Antiloquaxism by epic-el October 1, 2016

Antiqui-tea bag 

When an old guy tea bags you.

Old man: "Hey can I antiqui-tea bag you?"

Antiqui-tea bag by the master wordmaker oh yea January 22, 2020

antiaquauntariaismanimonosilicinacholoxidiadtioniszary

The aggravated hate against water infected with antidisestablishmentarians who have the fear of Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis while performing a massage to a european man between the age of 32 and 37 at 11:15am on March 13th, July 5th or November 22nd in any year that the last two digits are prime numbers.

Pronouced: Anti-ah-kwa-unt-tear-ear-is-many-mono-silly-kina-choll-ocks-id-eard-shon-is-nary.

Bill: I really don't like flies, the have an annoying sound and land on your food.

Bob: Yeah, I don't particually like people who antiaquauntariaismanimonosilicinacholoxidiadtioniszary.

Bill: I concur

antiaquauntariaismanimonosilicinacholoxidiadtioniszary by elliotcocofishing October 23, 2008

Antiquitech 

Antiquitech -

1. A method of generating electricity through architectural means. Usually using magnets, geometry or water to gather static electricity or radio-waves.

2. Ancient highly advanced technology which was lost for an extended period of time.

Origin: A combination of Latin antiquus, anticus ‘former, ancient’, from ante ‘before’. And Greek, ‘systematic treatment’, tekhnē ‘art.

1. A radio antenna partially functions as a form of antiquitech.

Antiquitech by Wall-Rust September 2, 2021