the antigravity clit

is when you hang her up on the bungee cords and then bang her while she's swinging back and forth like a monkey on a tire swing, when you cum you must say the mission has landed, drop kick her through a wall, and then leave her suspended. she won't be able to ever have an orgasm without your assistance again.

so i gave my girlfriend the antigravity clit the other day, and she can't even look at me without getting shivers down her spine.

the antigravity clit by thetruegemini December 19, 2016

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antigravity

To say something is odd, or flipped over. True meaning is the negation of gravity or absence thereof, making one float, or fly if gravity is present.

Dude, that plot twist was antigravity LOADED. He came back to life and shot laser beams from his di*k?! WTF?!

antigravity by Dos Eques man XX October 1, 2013

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Antigravity

An antigravity is the little piece of poop that won't come out at the end of an intense dump.

Guy #1: "Man, I almost made my head explode trying to force out that antigravity!"
Guy #2: "Sounds intense. And painful."

Antigravity by Mynameisnotjonaslol November 3, 2013

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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