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Anti-bitch Buffer 

An amount of money paid to you which prevents you from bitching as you'd be thinking about not having it every time you got an itch to bitch. It could be being paid lots of money to do a sucky job.

Applies to any working environment
Tom: "I just can't BELIEVE THIS ISH!"
Ato: "What's the matter Now Tom?"
Tom: "Dude, I don't get paid enough to do this crap."
Ato: "Well, I told you Months ago to get yourself a job that pays that extra anti-bitch buffer i'nit?"
Tom: "*sigh*"
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anti bitch serum 

It’s coffee
My girl hasn’t had her anti bitch serum today and she is kind of a mess.
anti bitch serum by Alybygd June 23, 2019

anti bitch spray 

Dude my mom found my anti bitch spray, I’m hella fucked

Anti Big Bison Bitch 

where one is doesnt like fat women, keep them away
shaun:damn them fat girls trying to get in the pool!!
chaz:hell naw im Anti big bison bitch ill keep them out

God's Anti Son-of-a-Bitch Machine 

1.) Underground tightly regimented politcal freedom/anarchist organisation, located in an undergroud secret volcano layer underneath the rolling pasture of Fallbrook. AKA G.A.S.O.B.M.

2.) An extremely potent and scrumptious alcoholic beverage created by above said group. To make, obtain extra large carls jr. cup. Add 4 shots of Smirnoff citrus, one redbull energy drink, 6 shots of X-rated liquer, and filled to the brim with pineapple-orange juice. Serve chilled.
"God's Anti Son-of-a-Bitch Machine is responsible for all acts of vandalism in Sounthern California, manufacturing of explosive devices, kidnapping, distillation, theft, raids, and other questionable activity of the dubious teenager sort."

"I love to chug GASOBM's at all times of the day"

Antibitchotic 

A pill people should take to get rid of excessive bitchy-ness.
Susie: Oh man! Did you see Marsha in the hallway!
Miguel: Yeah! She threw a tomato at that homeless kid!
Susie: She should really take an antibitchotic.
Antibitchotic by Courtney48 February 9, 2009
Noun
1. A very meek, timid woman; opposite of bitch.
Tough up, you antibitch!
Antibitch by Tusqahs December 9, 2009