; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

Person one:Ive Come to make an announcement ;

Person two:oh god not again

ive come to make an announcement by Celestia_bunni December 9, 2021

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annoia

as with paranoia, the belief that everyone is out to get you, annoia is the belief that everyone is out to annoy you.

That dude in the loin cloth with the cannibal bow and arrow is so cranky with everyone today... I bet he's got a case of annoia

annoia by wherethere March 20, 2017

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Anneth

Anneth is the best girl you'll ever meet your ride or die she will never bring you down she always has something nice to say just don't get on her mean side and don't treat her or her friends like crap cause she will talk to you about it she will be there for you anytime and listen anytime.

Anneth helped me with this problem I was having with these people a few days ago.

Anneth by Honesty girl June 8, 2016

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