| 1. | Counter | ||
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a person who counts everything in their relationship My girlfriend just told me its our 2 weeks aniversery
Damn she's definitely a counter. |
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| 2. | Monthiversery | ||
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An aniversery for people who are still under one year. Today is me and my girlfriends fifth Monthiversery.
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| 3. | Timothy McVeigh | ||
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Some dude who got pissed off at the government for burning down the house owned by David Koresh on April 19, 1993.
He was so pissed off that on the second aniversery of the Koresh incident (April 19, 1995) he made a bomb out of a truck and used it to blow up the governments fedral building in Oklahoma City. In the process, he killed 168 people. It was the deadliest act of terrorism in the United States before 9/11. To top it all off, 19 of the 168 people killed were Toddlers, located in the Day Care portion of the building. McVeigh was executed in 2001. Jim: Haha Timothy McVeigh is awesome. He killed toddlers. He's my idol.
Janie: Shut Up! That isn't funny you douchebag! |
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| 4. | fine | ||
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in girls terms it means: No im not fine dumbass! Find out whats wrong or your ass is sleeping on the couch! Boy: But honey these flowers were especially picked for you on our aniversery.
Girl: They're dandelions.... Boy: I could go out and buy you some real ones... im sorry Girl: no its Fine. |
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| 5. | sexiversary | ||
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The same as an anniversary, but for the first time you ever have sex or fo the first time you ever have sex with the person you are currently dating, married to, etc.
(if your first relationship is when you first had sex, then it would be a double entendre) 1. the 12th this month is my sexiversary for the first time I ever fucked someone, but the 10th of next month is my (girlfriend's/boyfriend's/spouse's) and my sexiversary for the first time we've ever had sex.
2. yesterday was my (girlfriend's/boyfriend's) and my sexiversary. |
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