stake me to an anthill

This is an exaggerated express regarding an agonizing experience.

GAAAWD, I would rather you stake me to an anthill than date that creep again!!!

stake me to an anthill by I, Wreckerrr November 20, 2016

antiphillia 

Antiphillia is a condition of sexual repression so severe that the sufferer attempts to restrict, regulate or control the sexual conduct of others.

Objecting to someone else's sexual conduct may indicate philophobia. Suggesting a law to regulate their sexual conduct defines one as suffering from antiphillia.

antiphillia by amourist September 14, 2011

anachillaxis 

an allergic reaction experienced while chillaxing
(first attested use in a YouTube video by esoteric computer scientist Tom Murphy VII, PhD)

If you invite Derek over, make sure to lock away all the peanut products, so that we don't accidentally give him anachillaxis.

anachillaxis by cutesy pastel living doll July 27, 2019

Flooding The Anthill

Pouring the contents of a used condom into the female's birth canal after sex, also commonly deployed as an act of vindication.

After Suzie queefed on my nuts during sex the only appropriate response was Flooding The Anthill.

Flooding The Anthill by Axlerod Poundhouse December 4, 2007

anthill 

A bustling town or city, anywhere crowded and busy.

New York is just the biggest anthill on the planet, there are crowds wherever you go and everyone's busy doing something...

anthill by Erin Montgomery May 1, 2010

anthills 

a word for a woman with very small and pointy breasts resembling anthills.

dude i saw her naked and she has anthills!

anthills by ben powell September 8, 2008

Anthill 

Noun. A work condition where numerous people are working on the same thing (i.e. a car or a house. Generally, anthills only refer to physical things like cars and houses, not a project for school/work/etc), resembling ants on their hill. Can be helpful to completing the project, or can impede progress by having too many people doing too few things.

While working on a client's car, we had much to do, so we called in a couple guys who had the day off. A productive anthill resulted, which allowed us to get the car done ahead of schedule.

Anthill by J.D. Favre June 2, 2009