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Angerbate 

The act of masturbating with no respect for your genitalia.

perhaps by...

Male: Jerking off until your dick bleeds then slamming your balls in a door.

Female: A 40 grit sandpaper dildo.
"I havn't got laid in so long I don't think I'll ever get laid again... I'm gonna go home and Angerbate!"
Angerbate by dexredhead April 3, 2009

angerwank 

Act of masturbation when one is angry. This act is used when one needs to cool of, thus to relieve stress, an act of angerwanking is used.
"Holy shite, i gonna rip that guys head off!!"
"Chill out winston, go have an angerwank fool!"
angerwank by rodgerzzz January 23, 2008
the country experienced by inhabitants of England (UK)who feel sidelined or marginalised by the norms, constraints and political controls imposed by the ruling government or over-heavy bueracratic system; the inner experience people in England (or any other country) who experience a sensation of anger and frustration inflicted by their nation's prevalent cultural status.
I live in Angerland, where I'm not even allowed to demonstrate my opposition to this government.
angerland by chris firth August 13, 2006

Angerbating

Being angry but not being able to express that anger so you furiously masturbate
Jason and Martin got into a fight, Jason was so angry that when he got home he started angerbating
Angerbating by Give_me_them_toes November 6, 2018

Angerbating

Where a man is annoyed at something and Masterbates in an Angry mood.
Lyndol: Did ya beat the anger monkey our yer penis? What ya call it?
Richard: Angerbating? Yes. I beat that little monkey. Right out..
Angerbating by Mark Jackson. January 18, 2009

angerbail 

The more polite version of ragequit, where you nicely tell people before you are leaving in a fit of anger. Frequently used by Canadians, in video games, and by noobs who can't express feelings properly.
I just died again. I have no motivation to play anymore. I am going to angerbail.
angerbail by Amanda B July 18, 2018