Clang, Boom and Steam 

1. The thirteenth song on Tom Waits' 2004 album, Real Gone.

2. Sort of like Hook, Line and Sinker, this is supposed to mean everything.

Well my baby ’s so fine
Even her car looks good
From behind
Oh yeah!
Well my baby ’s so fine
Even her car looks good
From behind

But the train that took
My baby…
It went Clang, Boom and Steam

Clang, Boom and Steam by Frank Rider August 22, 2009

clean and steam 

When someone shits on your chest in a circular motion

Hey dude i had the best clean and steam last night. It was so warm and soft.

clean and steam by Dan.k May 8, 2014

running on sails and steam

Bisexual.

That guy standing in the corner near the bar stools must be running on sails and steam. He's talking to the ladies, but I notice he raises his eyebrows every time those Italian guys walk by.

running on sails and steam by pentozali September 14, 2012

steam and dream 

To smoke weed right before going to bed. Often results in pleasant dreams and an enjoyable rest, followed by an easy wake-up the next morning.

Sometimes coupled with a wake and bake.

Dude, I'm pretty tired. Wanna do a steam and dream, and work on this song tomorrow?

steam and dream by SnarkyNinja May 27, 2009

Steam and Gleam 

Looking through a horizontal pane of glass from below, while someone above shits on it

Sam couldnt steam and gleam as he had chronic diarrhea.

Lee loves a good Steam and Gleam!

Steam and Gleam by EvilNobby February 20, 2009

steam and cream 

The art of getting a nice steam massage (preferably in Southeast Asia), then allowing the woman performing the massage to "massage" a certain part of the male anatomy until the cream comes. Can be done male to male, but that's just wrong. A woman massaging the woman is OK, it's just a different kind of cream. That is more related to a clam bake.

Fred: Boy, was that a great trip to Vietnam.

Bill: How so?

Fred: Over there, you can get a steam and cream for only $1. That costs less than a happy meal.

Bill: Sign me up...!

steam and cream by V J January 5, 2006

Steam and Beam 

When an automobile is being driven by one homosapien licensed driver, and two heterosexual homosapiens have sexual intercourse in the insured automobile's backseat.

Driver: Yo, how's everything back there Chris?"

Chris: "Keep driving bro, I'm steaming and beaming!"

Driver: "Oh shit, you for real?! I call next! I've been dying to steam and beam with that bitch!"

Steam and Beam by Legacy239 October 1, 2008